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T-Bone

T-Bone

In Cryo Sleep
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Let the debate ensue :D
 
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elDiablo

Guest
Nice! Love it!

And for clan game
S-T-R-A-T-E-G-I-Z-I-N-G
19+20+18+1+20+5+7+9+26+9+14+7=155%
is obviously a good thing ;)

(Had to use a z, sorry!)
 
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Missy

Guest
M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G
13+1+19+20+21+18+2+1+20+9+14+7 = 136%

:p
 
DeZmond

DeZmond

Junior Administrator
R-O-F-L-M-A-O
18+15+6+12+13+1+15 = 80%.
Which I'd love to say is how much we've done. In reality it's closer to 30%. :( *starts prodding various THN comedy members*
 
Piacular

Piacular

In Cryo Sleep
miss.bongie.pants said:
M-A-S-T-E-R-B-A-T-I-N-G
13+1+19+20+5+18+2+1+20+9+14+7 = 129%

:p
(btw i hope i spelt masterbating right!)
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Erm, you do know your daddy frequents these forums?

It’s masturbating, btw :p.
 
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Missy

Guest
Erm, you do know your daddy frequents these forums?

It’s masturbating, btw :p.
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Yes i know! Masturbating is only a word, so i doubt he will have a problem with it!

(corrected mistake thanks):)
 
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Missy

Guest
Ronin Storm said:
Well, the least we can do is provide proper spelling corrections. ;)
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Yea, thankyou! sorry i need correcting so often :eek:
 
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elDiablo

Guest
Unfortunately, that scale starts at 0, where as the one posted here starts at 1 :D
 
Taffy

Taffy

New Member
The best you can achieve is pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism which equals 370%

Unfortunately, pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism is an inherited disorder that closely simulates the symptoms but not the consequences of pseudohypoparathyroidism, thus it has mild or no manifestations of hypoparathyroidism or tetanic convulsions. So, to achieve maximum points, you have to resort to illness.

eldiablo said:
Unfortunately, that scale starts at 0, where as the one posted here starts at 1
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Your system is wrong, the internet says so :p
 
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elDiablo

Guest
Ain't my system, and that other scale starts at 0 as their code does a simple int cast of the char minus the smallest char ('a'). Eg:
Code: 
char a = 'a', input = whateverTheyPutIn;
int x = input - a;

so that if the input is "a", the output (x) will be 0!

Tired. Rambling stops now, I promise

Edit - I lied, rambling a bit more. Meant to say that if we take this way (a=0), then some words are artificial lower then they should be. I mean, people start counting from 1, computers start counting from 0!
 
Pestcontrol

Pestcontrol

In Cryo Sleep
In these matters, the wisdom of David Brent is unsurpassed, although it amounts to the same. :)
David Brent said:
  • Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
  • Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
  • What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
  • When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
  • Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
  • If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
  • If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
  • You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
  • Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
  • Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.
  • Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
  • Remember the 3 golden rules:
    1. It was like that when I got here.
    2. I didn't do it.
    3. (To your Boss) I like your style.
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Ronin Storm

Ronin Storm

Administrator
Staff member
Still, counting letters is much easier than figuring out the letter to number conversion. Makes solutioneering even more worthwhile than previously assessed. ;)
 
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