waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
Over i34 It came to the groups attention as a whole that although bloke has proved himself in the past to be astute at verbalising the blindingly obvious, the true master at the pointing out the idiotic has to go to Trax.
On a number of occasions he excelled in pointing out to the group things that couldn't have been more clear if he'd made giant rubber stamps with the information.
An example of this. I was cooking burgers and there is only so much space on a BBQ. The BBQ was full with 13 burgers on the thing. I was well aware that I needed one more on there to insure everyone was able to stack their burgers sufficiently. Trax then proceeded to inform me of this fact so I agreed that yes there were indeed 13 burgers on the BBQ thanks I can count. I was then informed that there were 7 of us. Also a piece of info I'd been privy to for some time. I was then informed that 7 doesn't go into 13. At which point I just starting pointing out random things that I could see.
I propose that Trax be given a title of
Lieutenant-Commander Obvious, he doesn't deserve the high rank that bloke has achieved but the level of idiocy certainly merits officer status.
There were a few more incidents of here comes the blindingly obvious train but that's the only one that sticks in my mind.
I love you really Trax
On a number of occasions he excelled in pointing out to the group things that couldn't have been more clear if he'd made giant rubber stamps with the information.
An example of this. I was cooking burgers and there is only so much space on a BBQ. The BBQ was full with 13 burgers on the thing. I was well aware that I needed one more on there to insure everyone was able to stack their burgers sufficiently. Trax then proceeded to inform me of this fact so I agreed that yes there were indeed 13 burgers on the BBQ thanks I can count. I was then informed that there were 7 of us. Also a piece of info I'd been privy to for some time. I was then informed that 7 doesn't go into 13. At which point I just starting pointing out random things that I could see.
I propose that Trax be given a title of
Lieutenant-Commander Obvious, he doesn't deserve the high rank that bloke has achieved but the level of idiocy certainly merits officer status.
There were a few more incidents of here comes the blindingly obvious train but that's the only one that sticks in my mind.
I love you really Trax
