Acts of Gord

[BiG D]

The brief customer service discussion in the shoutbox reminded me of this gem. Read and be amazed by the stupid people!

 

[Ronin Storm]

There I thought "hmm, I'll just read a bit..." and now it's 03:00!

 

[Traxata]

I did the same thing the other day, though having to go to work pulled me out of that loop

 

[DocBot]

I like it, apart from where he hits the kids. That would get him convicted here...

 

[BiG D]

Yeah, I wondered about that as well. I have my doubts that that actually happened. He wouldn't have got away with that here in Canada either, and that's where his store was.

 

[Iron_fist]

so i eventually get round to looking at this and a couple of hours later i realise it's 4am... guess i'll just have to finish it tomorrow

 

[Ashya]

*nods sagely at reading some of the stories* Myup yup yup... know them, those people. A lot of them are the reason I am a supporter of the concept of "Retro-active Abortion". Some people shouldn't have been born, and it is never too late to correct a mistake.

Edit: Oh, and this would be my forum signature if the board would let me;

"...Now, if I were going to lose you as a customer I'd rather do it on a high note like setting you on fire. At least then I would have some satisfaction of a job well done."

"I'm leaving!"

"But I haven't set you on fire yet!"


Words... To life by...
Anybody got a lighter?