Bad Translator; far too much fun for what it is

[Windzarko]

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

Bad Translator; put in a word or phrase or whatever, and it'll bounce it back and forth through Google Translator via several languages and see what comes out the other end. Some results are meh, some are entirely nonsensical, and some have been hilarious (especially after the 54 translation maximum).

Just to share the results of a few guild memes and other WoW-related sillies that I put in...

SUNWELL = Oh, ceiling tennis beach

Sick hit the floor! = Feels like home!

Garrosh Hellscream will be the new Warchief in Cataclysm = Garrosh - Hell Creek, the New guide.

World of Warcraft = Mitsubishi.

Scarshield Legion = Stars

And perhaps, most fittingly...

The Haven = Home

 

[SwampFae]

After 54 translations

"Welcome to The Haven Net" = "Communication"
Loving it

"We are The Haven" = "Our forum"

 

[AcidK]

i want some mayonnaise on wheat bread and a few slithers of salami

turns into:

Mayonnaise, bread, Video meat.


I am a paladin, healer of people, albeit somewhat fail, yet better than priests...

turns into

General management of teachers, I began a small country with ... To

 

[thatbloke]

"Mere days" turns into "T"

"The cake is a lie" turns into "Brother" (wat)

"That's what she said" turns into "The "us," he said."

"England are going to win the World Cup" turns into "England win World Cup success."

 

[Elincia]

And perhaps, most fittingly...

The Haven = Home

*Smiles *

 

[Windzarko]

"The cake is a lie" turns into "Brother" (wat)

This just makes me think of Liquid from the Metal Gear Solid series shouting "BROTHER!" (be it in Clarke or Zimmerman's voice, works either way)

 

[Xylak]

"far too much fun for what it is"
...54 translations later we get:
"Please E - mail."


... erm.


It seemed to go wrong when the Northerners took over and the drugs kicked in...
Back to ENGLISH : It was good fun
ITALIAN : E 'stato bello divertente
Back to ENGLISH : E 'was great fun
JAPANESE : E'の楽しいされた
Back to ENGLISH : E 'is fun





/but, yeah, what a marvellous time sink!

 

[Belegon]

Well....

I just Shit Myself = My Dog Anymore.

It hovered worryingly around "I eat dog feces"
And then more worryingly around "I Fucked a Dog"

My favourite so far, to a guy at work!
"Tony Bundock give us a wave! = "Several countries details of the wave Katz Sisters!"

Love it!

Its like chinese whispers, with real China-men... and Russians.... and Arabs...

 

[Belegon]

Done it, found one that comes back the same.

Apparently "Eat shit and Die!" is universally translatable and recognised as the fact you want someone to eat an amount of shit and then die - possibly as a result.

 

[Silk]

Original text:

"My girlfriend is at the lan and I'm not. "

...30 translations later we get:

"My friends and my tongue."

 

[Ashya]

"Enhancement Shaman" turns into...

"Oil"...

I always knew an Enhancement Shaman was the lubricant that made the raid go smooooooth...

Also...

"affliction warlock "

...54 translations later we get:

"Barrett, from"

uhm... wuh tuh fuh?\\

And it seems that "Retribution paladin" is evil, since they work for Microsoft. 54 translations later we get:

"Word installed."

And finally;

"Restoration Druid "
...54 translations later we get:
"I am drugs"

'nuff said...

 

[SwampFae]

Resto Druids smoke way too much Peacebloom

Also: "Ashya" = "Travel" (after 54 translations)
Run, Ashya! Run!

 

[Elincia]

Run away little girl, run away

becomes:

To avoid running off


I'll keep that in mind next time DBM shouts that too me

 

[Zaggu]

"Zaggoll, Arcane Mage"

...54 translations later we get:

"Scheme zaggoll."

Okay...

"Bloodgorge brushes up against Madrak and farts loudly"

...54 translations later we get:

"Busshumandoreku. Concentrated in the blood."

Precisely. Busshumandoreku is what comes to mind when I fart. The whole blood thing as well. I think.

 

[Brighthorn]

you will shit bricks --(56 translations)--> white award. i rest my case (56 t's later = e-mail )

 

[Corenith]

'We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I'

....10 Translations ---->

'Foreign Abundance of love, I do not know the rules'

....40 Translations ---->

'I do not know a lot of foreign domination'

....Possibly a topic of discussion for the guild meet?

 

[Corenith]

'Tuldur is a scottish, irn bru drinking, love machine'

.....20 Translations ---->

'Whisky Tuldur, Islamic Republic of Iran and the love machine'

Awesome sit-com title?

 

[SwampFae]

There's a Spy sappin' my sentry
56 translations later, we get:
The main reason for the disease.
(Spies are a disease. Like Rogues! *cackles*)

The internet is for porn
56 translations later, we get:
Forum
(I always suspected there was a reason why we still have forums on the web *nods sagely*)

The Illegal Danish
56 translations later, we get:
France, Africa, Denmark
(Lul-wut?)

 

[Silk]

"fucking son if a bitch bastard gnome fiddling about with my samoflange!"

...10 translations later we get:

"I use my own any illegal GNOME samoflange bitch!"