Best put downs ever

[waterproofbob]

I love some of these they are truly brilliant

This is how to do it people.

This is how you are supposed to abuse people. With style and so smug your opponent will probably just walk away mumbling some lame come back about your mum being slightly over weight.

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-Groucho Marx


My personal favourite

 

[Bradstreet]

I've always liked:

Lady Aston to Winston Churchill: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

 

[T-Bone]

"You don't know good land when you see it."

-- Juba, the west country buff from WoW