English National Team visiting an orphanage

[Dragon]

Today the English National Soccer Team visited an orphanage in the city of cape town.

"It was quite disturbing having to look in their sad and despaired faces"


said 6-year-old Jamal.

 

[Panda with issues...]

Burn.

 

[Dragon]

(This one contains harsh language)

Newsflash!!

All remaining England World Cup games have been moved to the UK Gay Adult Channel.

Apparently, the broadcast of 11 assholes being hammered for 90+ minutes is considered by the BBC and ITV to be too explicit, particularly in High Definition.

 

[Dragon]

Ohhhh I've got another one!

A man walks into a shop and asks to buy some condoms. The man at the till says 'ive got a few in, durex, big johns etc.. and a new brand called robert green' the customer says 'robert green? How good are they?' The man at the till replys 'well they're very slippery and are guarenteed that you wont catch anything!'

 

[Dragon]

So you don't think I was mocking the English only

 

[thatbloke]

So you don't think I was mocking the English only

if the match went the other way round I'm sure you'd be getting grief too

 

[Dragon]

if the match went the other way round I'm sure you'd be getting grief too

Probably, but that is yet to come

 

[Ghostwolf67]

Some of that is just pure genius