I thought this was PRICELESS!
> A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
> woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the
> stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and
> put his pen*s in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the
> handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and
> screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The
> wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
>hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do
>whatever you have to".
> A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
> woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the
> stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and
> put his pen*s in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the
> handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and
> screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The
> wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
>hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do
>whatever you have to".
