FanWank: HalfLife2 Movie (not real)

[oobermybeer]

Right, as far as i know the half life movie isnt in production, for any reason, gunboatdiplomat and ziandianco have been geeking out discussing who could play our beloved cast.

Ours:


Eli Vance

Morgan Freeman

Issac Kliner

Christopher Loyd

Gman

ChristopherWalken

Barney

Ryan Reynolds

Gordon Freeman

hugh laurie

Watcha Think

 

[Pingue]

Gordon Freeman-
hugh laurie

Love it!
Even though you wouldn't get any of the wit of Hugh Laurie in the part of the mute Gordon Freeman, it's still worth it.

Who'd play Alyx, though?

 

[oobermybeer]

there are lots of suggestions going around but not a clue personaly, she is half asian half black, and hot as chips, erm laurie is a good idea for looks but your right, but its a big role you know, so not sure, think the movie would benifit from being 90% 1st person, then a few parts not

 

[thatbloke]

Salma Hayek (spelling?) as Alyx?

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

Sh'iiit, I typed 'alyx' into google images to jog my memory of what she looks like and I turned up this particular piece of nsfw profanity.

[mod]Link removed. Agonised over it but it is actually pr0n, albeit cartoon pr0n, so against the rules. All properly marked, mind you. But still against the rules. --RS[/mod]

I wouldn't say Alyx is that hot as far as videogame burdz go (if it's possible for a bunch of polygons to be 'hot'), but I think Olga Kurylenko would be a shout. She was positively smouldering in Quantum of Solace (making her the only good thing about that film), and she really looks better in a rough and tumble getup than when she's posing with hunner's o' makeup on.

 

[Rai]

this particular piece of nsfw profanity.

[mod]Link removed. See original post for explanation. --RS[/mod]

What. The. Fuuuuuckk?!

 

[Nanor]

ARGHHH?! What the fuck!

 

[Rai]

ARGHHH?! What the fuck!

I quote for truth.

What the FUUUCKKK?

Someone kill that link.

 

[Huung]

Kellu Hu is another possibility for Alyx... mostly for looking the part of course, as she isn't a well known actor.

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

I quote for truth.

What the FUUUCKKK?

Someone kill that link.

Haha! I don't know about you lot but that's the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I saw that dumb roof contraption closing at Wimbledon so that kind of puts it on a plinth. I'm not sure whether the artist made it for sexual pleasures or no, but he's a genius regardless.

 

[oobermybeer]

haha rule 34, aaaaawesome, not a clue. kelly hu. om nom

 

[Ronin Storm]

Someone kill that link.

[mod]Done. I guess it speaks to the Internet degrading morals or something that I had to agonise over deleting the link... [/mod]

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

Boo hiss! Heh, all for the best I guess. Only regret is I've lost the link ...

 

[Ronin Storm]

If you really want it I can pull it out of the moderation history.

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

Haha, no no it's fine. I just had to siphon through all the Olga Kurylenko gallery pics in my history. Found it again now, so it aaaall good

 

[oobermybeer]

Christopher Walken, Billy May, and Michael jackson, all died of heart disease this productions screwed

 

[Nanor]

Christopher Walken isn't dead?

 

[oobermybeer]

sure he is

 

[Taffy]

I always thought g-man looked more like Hugo Weaving of Matrix fame. Or possibly Nicolas Sarkozy?