Fate may be a crual sonuvabitch, but it sure does have a sense of humour

VibroAxe

Junior Administrator
Gather round kiddies and let me tell you a story!

Last week my car petrol light came on. Finances were a bit low, and so I avoided topping it up untill this week. Normally from red light I get at least 50miles in my car driving carefully. Now, since the red light I have driven no more than 25miles this week, so thought I was good for topping up tomorrow before driving to London!
Well, I'm sure you can see where this is going, and today after work, I got into the focus (having used it at lunch with no complaint) and it failed to start. It was on the flat, and a small ammount of troubleshooting told me that my tank was empty.

And so I walked the hour round trip to the nearest petrol station brought me some petrol and headed back to the car. On the way back I had to walk along the dual carriage way and so I decided to turn on my MP3 player. I hit shuffle songs and what was the first song which came up
"Orbital - P.E.T.R.O.L"
I nearly fell into the road...
 

thatbloke

Junior Administrator
Gather round kiddies and let me tell you a story!

Last week my car petrol light came on. Finances were a bit low, and so I avoided topping it up untill this week. Normally from red light I get at least 50miles in my car driving carefully. Now, since the red light I have driven no more than 25miles this week, so thought I was good for topping up tomorrow before driving to London!
Well, I'm sure you can see where this is going, and today after work, I got into the focus (having used it at lunch with no complaint) and it failed to start. It was on the flat, and a small ammount of troubleshooting told me that my tank was empty.

And so I walked the hour round trip to the nearest petrol station brought me some petrol and headed back to the car. On the way back I had to walk along the dual carriage way and so I decided to turn on my MP3 player. I hit shuffle songs and what was the first song which came up
"Orbital - P.E.T.R.O.L"
I nearly fell into the road...

BAHAHAHAHAHA serves you right :p
 
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