For anyone who's ever coded in Java.

[T-Bone]

Explanations of common Java exceptions!

My favourite might just be;

IllegalStateException - You come from a state that is not yet recognized by the UN, possibly Kurdistan or Palestine. Get a real citizenship, recompile your java code and try again.

I LOL'D most heartily.

 

[thatbloke]

My favourite one is the BindException - Remember kids, Java and Bondage don't mix!

 

[Rai]

ParseExeption - You are not making any sense. Calm down and try again.

Reminds me of a name...
Clawss.

 

[Pingue]

URISyntaxException
The sentence "You are I" is not syntactically correct. Change it to "You are me". What ever the hell that means.

Some of these are genius! However, I now have to do a whole load of java coding, and will probably come across most of these!

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

HeadlessException - Java thinks you are too stupid to be a programmer.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cheers,
J.