Funny Quotes.

[T-Bone]

Much like the THN Quotes except this is for quotes from TV and Movies etc. that are funny I'll start with a few...

"This is Fiona Bruce with rear suspension and twin airbags as standard *Raise Eyebrow ans Smirk*" Dead Ringers

"As you can see I have a thick, lucious mane of hair which makes men, women...and lions the length and bweadth of the countwy jealous." Jonathan Ross

""By the power Invested in me by the great state of Louisiana, I hereby commandere this vehicle and all persons within...and that means you smartass!" Sgt. J.W. Pepper (The Man with the Golden Gun)

There you go laugh and then post up others

 

[Gopha]

"I ate a big red candle" Anchorman

"How much do you hate the romans?" "alot!" Life of Brian

 

[Pubic_Warrior]

from saving private ryan where the german is digging the grave and trying to work he way out of being shot, he says lots of things but most memorable is....

"a can of beans"

 

[Carth]

From Airplane:

I think you have to watch this rather than read it for it to be funny

Tower: Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Clarence Oever: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower: L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Clarence Oever: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor: Request Vector, over!
Clarence Oever: What?
Tower: Flight 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Clarence Oever: Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Clarence Oever: That's Clarence Oever! Over.
Tower: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower: Roger, over.
Murdock: Huh?
Clarence Oever: Huh?

 

[SgtSafety]

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

I dont think i even need to say where its from its a good quote because the way he answers back

 

[Macca]

Anchorman is just full of funny quotations.

Brick " I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded."

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Brick: "Wher'd you get your clothes from, the.... toilet store"

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Brick: " I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

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Brick: "I ate a whole lot of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my stomach's itchy."

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Ron: "If you were a man I would punch you. I would punch you right in the face. That's bush... bush league. Do you hear me?!? Audrey! Look at me!!! I'm sorry."

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Ron: "What's that Baxter? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing."

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Ron:" * By the beard of Zeus!

* Sweet Grandmother's spatula!

* Sweet Lincoln's mullet!

* Great Odin's Raven!

* Uncle Jonathan's Corn-cob Pipe!

* Hot Pot of Coffee!

* Son of a bee-sting"

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Ron: "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

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Had a little help remembering they quotations from wikiquote .

Essentially Brick is just the funniest character ever .

 

[Gopha]

Champ " Hey, champ here, I'm all about having fun,have a couple of beers, set someones kitchen on fire, go to seaworld take my pants off"

Ron " uuuuuuuum stings the nostrils, i na good way, brian im not gonna lie that smells like pure gasoline"

Brick" I love lamp!"