How cheesy

[Wraith]

I really hope this doesn't catch on.

From the article (winner of the obvious statement of the year award)

Mr White added that the smell was not to everyone's taste

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[MadGinga]

oh dear god, personally i quite like a bit of blue cheese, but it people are wearing it as a perfume, its gonna be like walking around with used socks hanging round your neck