I want to cry
Ones I have:
Brainfart
Damnit, Jim
DENIED!
Good morning, could you...
Have you tried turning it off and on again
Hypochonriac
INSANITY
Just this once....
Magic Smoke
Maybe this one?
Not the employee you are looking for
Patron saint of computers (our consoles are fairly locked down!)
Pinball
Politics
Self closing ticket
Some are more equal than others (kinda. I have access to the proxy server config)
Tag
They say you know macs
Those are mine (kinda. illegally transcoded media library taking up several times what the folder was intended for)
Three Words
Tube blockage
Upload the Microsoft
Vroom!
Whisky Tango Foxtrot
cba to check the other ones!