[Lesson] Creative use of Swear Words

[SwampFae]

Information:
Some time ago, Oxhorn and his friends noticed the new chat filter that was added to the game. '
So they decided to add some new creative words that could be implemented and used without having to change the chat filter settings.
These words can be used in various ways, be it jokingly or to replace curse words.

So today I bring you two good lessons on how to use them!


Lesson 1: The various words, what they mean and how they are used

Blit - noun

A malicious, evil, selfish, unpleasant or otherwise contemptible person.

• Example: Timmy's mom sure is a blit

Anything difficult or unpleasant.

• Example2: That raid was a blit.

Any part part of anything, whether one's body or part of an object.

• Example3: I'm going to kick you in the blit.

Bloit - verb

To complain; gripe

• Example: Stop bloitting

To fumble, mess up, drop the ball

• Example2: My bad. I bloitted that one.

To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly

• Example3: He bloitted me in the foot

Bloit - phrasal verb

To shirk one's duty

• Example: Just bloit it

To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience

• Example2: Bloit off!

To waste time

• Example3: I bloitted all day

Bloit - interjection

Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as "you" or "it"

• Example: Go bloit yourself

Bloit - adjective, adverb

Damned, confounded

• Example: That bloitting ganker

Chak - verb

To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly

• Example: Don't chak him in the thumb

To be in an undesirable position

• Example2: I'm chakked

Flak - noun

Any part of anything, whether one's body or a part of an object

• Example: She thumped me in the flak

To care, be concerned

• Example2: I don't give a flak

Flak - verb

To be in an undersirable position

• Example: You're flakked

Grat - interjection

Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, such as "you" or "it"

• Example: Grat it!

• Example2: Grat you!

Grat - adjective, verb

Damned, confounded, bloody

• Example: That gratting idiot

Wolsh - verb

To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly

• Example: You wolshed that guy bad

To abuse or manipulate against one's will

• Example2: I was thuroughly wolshed

Any part of anything, whether one's body or part of an object

• Example3: I was hit in the wolsh

Lesson2: Implementing the words into sentences

I bloitted that gratting blit in the wolsh.

I really couldn't give a flak about that blit since he just kept bloitting in guild chat when he didn't get any loot.

You are such a blit.

That bloitting ganker wolshed him in the chakking flak.

Congratulations!
You are now ready to use these words out in the open.
So get going, you blits!

 

[Razaak]

Please note that in true Red Dwarf style, all of the above can be replaced with the word "smeg" using the appropriate casing and tense.

Thus, the following phrase is totally legitimate and clear:

"Oh smeg, what the smegging smeg's he smegging done?"

Thank you for your attention, smegheads.

 

[Zaggu]

Smegging calling us smegheads, hey? Smeg you Razz!

 

[Auryn]

I think I like Smegging better.