Look out Superman
- Thread starter Wraith
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waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
How does he know its harmless, does he personally know superman. Did he try and take out superman with it and get completely destroyed.
Piacular
In Cryo Sleep
Hmmm, I would suggest no! Since he was alive to make the claim it was harmless it is unlikely he was destroyed!
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
Hmmm, I would suggest no! Since he was alive to make the claim it was harmless it is unlikely he was destroyed!
Pah! when is it ever necessary to be alive to publish something. Elvis has been releasing rubbish for years after he died. Also as this is superman he could have easily on realising his error in destroying the doctor flown backwards round the world reversing time un-destroying him. So hush up Pia!
Piacular
In Cryo Sleep
Ah, but if Superman did indeed reverse time, the doctor wouldn't carry back the knowledge that Superman had destroyed him, and thus that he had tested it against Superman!
Plus Elvis isn't dead. And neither is 2Pac!
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
Supermans suit contains a tiny webcam in it recording all that happens just in case they start more episodes of the new adventures of superman. So he merely shows the doctor who is about to throw a block of juradite at him the video and voila all is well.
Piacular
In Cryo Sleep
That is unfortunate Bob, because in space, where Superman goes to turn back time, the web-cammie would be exposed to solar radiation, corrupting it's memory and ruining the camera!
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
Due to the 'man of steel' nature of superman he caries the storage device as a suppository in his lower colon, thus although the device is destroyed teh storage record is safe within his alien radiation proof skin.
Piacular
In Cryo Sleep
Whilst I said it was unlikely, I didn't say it was impossible. Just about as unlikely as Superman weilding a web cam with the memory stick wedged up his super-anus.
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
Whilst I said it was unlikely, I didn't say it was impossible. Just about as unlikely as Superman weilding a web cam with the memory stick wedged up his super-anus.
OK truce.
Also as i haven't actually said it yet nice post there Mr. wraith.
Wraith
Active Member
OK truce.
Also as i haven't actually said it yet nice post there Mr. wraith.
I'm quite insulted by how long it's taken you two to stop your "Superman's arse" conversation in order to acknowledge the original post
Piacular
In Cryo Sleep
Never go back, always go forwards! Superman never turns around, he just zips around the Earth as fast as you like, to make it appear that way .
And if you think you've seen Superman turn, you haven't. He's just using his super-strength to spin the world around to a more useful angle.
.And if you think you've seen Superman turn, you haven't. He's just using his super-strength to spin the world around to a more useful angle
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Wraith
Active Member
Not quite. It's missing one of the ingredients (Fluorine) and is going to be called Jadarite. But yes, other than that it's exactly the same as Kryptonite
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
spot the man who's been watching lost.
I was just about to say that
.waterproofbob said:
It would hurt if he was under a red sun
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