Nailing Your Wife

[Nanor]

Should be SFW.

The quality porn story line. Without the sex.

 

[DocBot]

yay! Nice

 

[Bradstreet]

Jesus -- that's nasty. And where I work, it's definitely not SFW. Docbot -- I thought you were the fuzzy liberal conscience of the Havennet?!

 

[Nanor]

Erm, out of curiosity, what made it so un-safe for work?

 

[ShifT]

Chr1$t on a bike! The breasts, the porn, the dying, the squirty blood! You can't have a job that allows you loose with computers?!

NSFW people!

 

[Bradstreet]

I'm picturing the scene...

Nanor: Hehehe
Boss (approaching from behind): Porn, Nanor? On company time?
Nanor: No boss, it's not porn.
Boss: It looks like porn.
Nanor: Yeah, but wait ... wait ... hang on ... BAM!
Boss: ...
Nanor: See. It's not porn! It's just a woman being shot in the head.
Boss: ...
Nanor: Hahahaha
Boss: You're fired.

 

[Nanor]

I'm picturing the scene...

Nanor: Hehehe
Boss (approaching from behind): Porn, Nanor? On company time?
Nanor: No boss, it's not porn.
Boss: It looks like porn.
Nanor: Yeah, but wait ... wait ... hang on ... BAM!
Boss: ...
Nanor: See. It's not porn! It's just a woman being shot in the head.
Boss: ...
Nanor: Hahahaha
Boss: You're fired.

I don't know what's scarier; my boss approaching me from behind or calling me Nanor!

 

[Wol]

redefines the meaning of the money 'shot'.