OMG Aftermath are merging with Avatars of Torment!!

Windzarko

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By merging, I thought you were alluding to sexual contact, perhaps along the signs of "Aftermath were going to engage in some unlubricated fisting of the Avatars of Torment to assert their dominance".

But no, you just had to do this, Gidean. I am disappoint.

In other guild-mocking-news, though, here's a little Cataclysm tidbit some might find amusing:

They're redoing Strat and Scholo a little so they'll be a bit lower level, more suited to the redone level brackets of the zones they're in. All the old quest-givers for their quests have been moved to inside the instance, so almost nothing will have changed for Scholo. But for Strat, they've actually advanced the plot; there's still some Scourge left in there, but the Scarlet Crusaders died... but the Dreadlord Balnazarr who was secretly controlling them has raised them as undead to fight for him.

So, a mighty Dreadlord raises the most useless, racists, narrow-minded collective of backbirthed biggots in the Warcraft universe as his private army, and what does he choose as a suitable name for this group? The Risen.

I shit you not.
 
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