(POSSIBLY NSFW!) Tom Cruise Sues Over Unauthorized Use Of His Image...

[PsiSoldier]

On a butt plug...

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world's largest manufacturer of sex toys, over the company's alleged unauthorized use of his image on its new Mission Insertable butt plug.

Mr. Cruise is also demanding "the immediate and complete withdrawal" of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun's Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons "currently harboring" this device.

PS. Didn't know where to post this... So, err... Meh!

 

[Cpt.Spazmo]

'Mr. Cruise is also demanding "the immediate and complete withdrawal" of the Mission Insertable butt plug'

*snigger* maybe while he was asleep someone lowered themselves down from the ceiling and inserted it? *Dum dum dum diddly-dum diddly-dum*