Post-A-Joke

SwampFae

SwampFae

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Post your WoW related jokes here
So to start it all off:


A Priest. A Druid and a Pally walk into a bar
The Pally flexes his muscles and says: I can heal AND tank
The Priest says: I can blast your mind AND heal you
The Druid yawns and says: I can turn into a cat, a bear and I can get drinks for everyone here without ahving to pay a dime. Not only that. I won't get in trouble wit hthe barkeep for it.
The Priest and the Pally look at the Druid and ask: How on Azeroth is that even possible?
The Druid smirks and walks up the the barkeep and orders drinks for everyone. Then whispers: Drinks are on those guys. They want to celebrate.
The Druid then finishes his drink, roots the Priest, Cyclones the Pally. Then turns into a cat and sneaks out of the bar.
 
Dragon

Dragon

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How many people do you need to kill a paladin?

2!

One who intimidates him and the other one who is waiting in the tavern!
 
kspr

kspr

In Cryo Sleep
A human, a night elf and a dwarf are out adventuring in Stranglethorn when they are captured by a tribe of trolls. The chieftain tells them, "We're gonna boil ya alive, skin ya and make a canoo out of yo skin! Ya can have one last wish each!
First, the human asks for a knife. He gets it, and screaming "For the Alliance!" he cuts his own throat so he will not be boiled alive.
Then, the night elf asks for a knife. She gets it, and screaming "For Kalimdor!" she also cuts her own throat so she will not be boiled alive.
Finally, the dwarf asks for a fork. The trolls find this rather strange, but agree to his lasts wish. When he gets it, he screams "Screw your canoo!" and stabs himself all over with it.

A human and an elf were sitting in a bar, talking about sex. The Elf was bragging about how good Elves were at it.
"In Teldrassil, I have learned 99 different ways to please my partner. We practice day and night, and I'm pretty well convinced we've tried everything that's possible."
"Wow" said the human, impressed. "I've only ever done the one thing. I take my woman and ..."
"Oh my!!" interrupted the elf. "I think you've found number 100!"
 
SwampFae

SwampFae

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Staff member
How many Game masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's working as intended.


You know you're a WoW addict when your microwave dings you yell "GRATS!"



The Dwarven Paladin theme song:

I'm a little paladin short and stout.
Here is my hammer. Here is my mount.
When I see the Horde, I scream and shout.
Then I bubble up and hearth out!


Q: Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with intellect?
A: Because they don't want their weapons to be smarter than they are.


Q: How do the Mages of the Kirin'Tor keep Dalaran floating?
A: All the hot air of people asking for free portals.


A Prot paladin. A Ret paladin, and a Holy paladin went trick-or-treating together.
They approached a door, knocked, and were answered by a kindly woman; " Well aren't you three cute, " she smiled, looking at each in turn " And what are you supposed to be?"
The paladins frowned and replied "We have no fu**ing clue."
 
Windzarko

Windzarko

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"A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar..."

I miss some of the old loading screen tips!
 
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