Punch a celeb ( as mentioned on the radio)

Huung

Well-Known Member
Kate Nash, yes punching women is bad etc, but Id make an exception to break her voicebox permanantly.
 

waterproofbob

Junior Administrator
My issues with Russell Brand far out go his idiocy on Radio 2. His getting fired for that was petty and just ppl complaining to get on the band wagon. No I want to punch Russell Brand for being a twat. He's been a complete twat for quite some time now. He is an intelligent man that insists on acting like an unintelligent knob cheese with the comedy ability of a kitkat at every opportunity. Some of the stand up I've seen him do is pretty funny well researched stuff. Yet all his TV stuff is painfully bad. He has had more failed tv shows than Paris Hilton has sex and yet ppl still seem to want him to so more.


Also he is immensely annoying hence the desire to hit him
 

shazam

In Cryo Sleep
1 jordan
2 steven hawkins, or at least tip him out if that chair?
3 pete burns
4 any reality tv people
5 judi dench
6 maggi thatcher, she took my milk away when i was in school!
7 chris moyles, not sure on spelling so i will discribe him, fat stupid northen wanker

well i stopped here before people think i might not be a nice person,
 

Wol

In Cryo Sleep
7 chris moyles, not sure on spelling so i will discribe him, fat stupid northen wanker

Ironically, you got his name correct, but failed to spell 'describe' correctly :p. And I'm going to second thatbloke on this one. I like the way that he's perfectly willing to just speak his mind, and not piss around the bush about stuff.

2bh theres too many people I know who I'd like to punch. I'm actually worryingly violent :S, just ask my girlfriend and she'll agree.
 

Bradstreet

In Cryo Sleep
Since Russell Brand and Chris Moyles are taken I guess I can't say them (but perhaps I could kick them once they're down?). So it will have to be Ricky Gervais -- who Shiftee and I saw out jogging in London once -- we should have taken our chance while we could!

And Shazam, why would you punch the ineffably lovely Dame Judy?
 

Huung

Well-Known Member
My addition is Kerry Katona. I hate that woman.

She came to my secondary school when I was about 11, her and the other two from Atomic Kitten. It was before they were famous, and none of us were impressed - I dont think anyone was once they were famous either...
She seemed almost "normal" then though.
 

DeZmond

Junior Administrator
Okay, following on from the original question, I ask you this: if you could make any two celebs battle in an arena to the death for your entertainment, who would it be and why? What celeb matchups would be the most entertaining, hilarious or scary sight ever seen? :p
 
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