"Scourge Chat Log"

[Windzarko]

Found this on the official forums... I haven't laughed so hard in a while now, you've got to check it out:

http://forums.wow-europe.com/thread.html?topicId=8464977204&sid=1

 

[thatbloke]

OMG

pissing myself right now............

sat in a empty office because no-one else has showed up yet... that is actually AWESOME

now I WOULD post in that thread and say so but becase I'm at work and therefore dont have my authenticator, which because of the changes to the forum logins means I now need it even to post on the forums

 

[Elincia]

LOL, this is really, really funny!
I laughed so hard, my face hurts

 

[Nactall]

>8< Spiderpirde!

lal this is actualy really funny thx for posting had a nice laugh at the start of my day

Cheers

 

[Brighthorn]

i want to get a pwny next christmas

 

[SwampFae]

Win!

 

[Silk]

meh, blocked

 

[Huung]

So getting a cookie for finding this one

There were dozens of points in that where I cracked up, it just got better and better!

 

[Thunder]

tl;dr

 

[thatbloke]

tl;dr

Dude, seriously, read it.

It's worth it

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

I'm with Nactall.

>8< spider pride

Win!

Cheers,
J.

 

[Razaak]

>>8<< spider pride ftw.

 

[Belegon]

I R Larf!

Great stuff

 

[Angelic]

Love it

 

[thatbloke]

{necro}

The dude that made this created a short-lived blog with more "chats" in them...

Chat log 2
Chat log 3

Number 3 is particularly funny

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

[Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah and you can always tell which guilds are going to suck
[Killzone’jaeden]: Rule of Guild Names: The more awesome the guild name tries to sound, the more the guild sucks.
[Killzone’jaeden]: If I see, like, "Lords Of Chaos And Darkness"... done
[Killzone’jaeden]: "The Right Hand Of God"... they don't even make it through the instance
[Killzone’jaeden]: But if I ever see, like, "Ain't Misbehavin"
[Killzone’jaeden]: I'm like SHIT

SO true!

Cheers,
J

 

[Elincia]

Hahah, part 3 is really epic

 

[Gribley]

Quote:

[An00b’arak]: wehwoihweoweihfweihwefoiuhnkjewhiuh3oih3io34iuf3bniouff4iu84h7hwaeiufhiowwf

[An00b’arak]: oweihjfewphwiwehawfpoi3983

[An00b’arak]: owahifewpwhfepwfhewf

[An00b’arak]: weoihf

[An00b’arak]: ...

[An00b’arak]: ^_^

Wise words from An00b’arak

Very funny.

 

[SwampFae]

***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***

[theLichKing]: At night, I look upon potatoes with lust in my eyes.

[Kel’Thuz4d]: TMIgeddon

***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***

Aaand that is how you break peoples' minds

And speaking of mind breakers:

[Kel’Thuz4d]: a blizzard is on fire and its leaking

Beware of the Blizzard. It may catch fire AND leak >_>

On that note:

***User "BlizzardRep" has entered the chat.***

[Kel’Thuz4d]: OMG ITS THE GIANT FLAMING ICE CREAM ELEMENTAL

Things to never say to a Blizzard representative:

[Killzone’jaeden]: Are you a snow cone or a chatbot? We sort of have a bet going.

[Kel’Thuz4d]: OMG ITS THE GIANT FLAMING ICE CREAM ELEMENTAL

[Killzone’jaeden]: Well you're pretty knowledgeable for a snowcone aintcha?

[~*`Sylvanas’*~]: bring it lactose boy


[Kel’Thuz4d]: so wait
[Kel’Thuz4d]: ur the one who created the titans
[BlizzardRep]: Yes!
[Kel’Thuz4d]: ur the one who bestows patches
[BlizzardRep]: Yes...
[Kel’Thuz4d]: ur the one who controls the pixels
[BlizzardRep]: Yes.
[Kel’Thuz4d]: then y are u working for dairy queen

 

[Windzarko]

[Killzone’jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!

[Killzone’jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.

This.

This.

This, so very, very much.

Was just reading through again, and realised: "Yeah, even if I was the Lord of a massive force that was destroying the universe, I'd still probably think like that as well"