Slightly less ambitious movie titles

[thatbloke]

So, after seeing some funnies on Jeph Jacques' twitter account (this guy writes the webcomic Questionable Content), I thought I might see what you lot can come up with.

The idea is simple: Take an existing movie title, and re-word it to be something slightly less "ambitious" - for instance:

Around the world in 800 days (Around the World in 80 days)
Mission: A-Little-Bit-Harder-Than-Normal (Mission: Impossible)
Walking Man (Running Man)
Hobocop (Robocop)
Toy Limerick (Toy Story)

Above I've included the movie titles I'm changing in brackets afterwards, but that's more to illustrate the point of the game. It *should* be obvious what movies you are changing and therefore not require the explanation, but if not then perhaps what you are thinking up isn't so good

 

[waterproofbob]

Walk fat boy walk
James and the peach
The mediocre ducks
V for Vienetta

 

[Iron_fist]

Star Trek VI: We've Been Here Before

 

[Traxata]

league of not-so-extra-ordinary gentlemen

 

[Ronin Storm]

Slight Delay in Little China (Big Trouble in Little China)
Bird on a Large Platform (Bird on a Wire)
Forgot-the-Milk Room (Panic Room)
Quixotic Men (Mystery Men)
The Headscarf of Zorro (The Mask of Zorro)

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

The Credible Hulk
Ninenty One Dalmatians
L.A. Hard-To-Figure-Out
The Day The Earth Rotated Slower
Indisposition At A Funeral

Cheers,
J.

 

[DeZmond]

Die Easy (Die Hard)
The Perfect Rainshower (The Perfect Storm)
Journey to the Cellar (Journey to the Centre of the Earth)
Star Squabbles (Star Wars)
007: Bronzefinger (Goldfinger)
007: Coppereye (Goldeneye)
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to Nottingham (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

 

[AcidK]

The 'B'-Team (The A-Team)
Slightly Better Four (Fantastic Four)
Crouching Kitten, Hidden Lizard (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)

 

[Silk]

Didn't do brackets so good luck if you get them all

How to train your lizard
Adolescent deformed agile terrapins
In two days time
Muffled sheep
The visible man
X-Women
English Pie
My stepmother is a human
Interview with the goth


Points for Bob's V for Vienetta, I lol'd.

 

[thatbloke]

Space Marmalade
Notting Mound
11 Dalmatians
Alice in the Back Garden
Dr. Yes
The Ju-Jitsu Kid

 

[Pingue]

Back to the present
Good boys
The Bourne Affirmation
The Devil wears M&S
Luke warm Fuzz
Floor-E
Breakfast at that café on the corner

 

[waterproofbob]

empty metal jacket
Goatbusters
part time gardener
reservoir puppies
Napoleon sparkler
Remember the Toddlers

 

[Silk]

Chide Bill
The slow and the mildly annoyed
There's nothing worthwhile about Mary
The shortly ending story
The big cat, the old woman, and the clothing cupboard
Pulp Fact
Schindler's grocery list
Ei8ht
Full nylon vest
How's Stationary Castle
Star Trip
Lock, Stock and two barrels
Blade walker

 

[Ronin Storm]

The Redundants (The Expendables)
Men in Beige (Men in Black)
Drizzle Man (Rain Man)
The Total Losers (The Losers)
The Small Middle Manager (The Big Boss)
High Street: Closes at 5pm (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Mars Visits (Mars Attacks)

 

[Xylak]

Star Scuffles
Dances With Kittens
The Nice, The Naughty and The Slightly Unattractive
Star Trek II : The Annoyance of Khan
Star Trek III : Looking About A Bit For Spock
Star Trek IV : The Stroll Home
Star Trek V : The Penultimate Frontier
Star Trek VI : The Discovered Village

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

The Anecdotes of Riddick
The Man In The Tin Disguise
The Fourth Element
Mild Expectations
An Annoying Day's Evening

Cheers,
J.

 

[Taffy]

Lukewarm Fuzz
Shaun of the Mildly Ill
Schindler's Post-It Note
Slightly Injure Bill
Slightly Injure Bill A Bit More
Blades of Reasonable Success
The Mild Headache
Clean Harry
Magnum Classic
The Parking Enforcer
Expected Impact

Real List:

Spoiler

Hot Fuzz
Shaun Of The Dead
Schindler's List
Kill Bill
Kill Bill 2
Blades of Glory
The Hangover
Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
The Enforcer
Sudden Impact

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

Partial Recall
Snow Gray And The Seven Shorter Dudes
Raiders Of The Misplaced Ark
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Annoyance
Indiana Jones And A Later Crusade

Cheers,
J.

 

[Dr Drae]

Locating Private Ryan (Saving Private Ryan)

Fence-E (Wall-E)

Hoody (Jumper)

Harry Potter and the Interesting Pebble

Harry Potter and the Small Basement of Widely Known Facts

Harry Potter and the Cup Of Water

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Peasant

The Fairly Long Story (Neverending Story)

The Tiny Antisocial Midget (Big Friendly Giant)

Walk Large Boy, Walk

Down

The Hurt Drawer

Schindlers Notes

Four Dates and a Nasty Accident

Carspotting

 

[Ghostwolf67]

Jurassic Garden. (jurassic park)

In a Hurry Hour. (rush hour)

Batman Turns Up. (batman begins)

Sharp Edge Runner. (blade runner)

Remarkably Big Lizard. (Godzilla.)

A, Robot. (i, robot)

The Jazz Brothers. (the blues brothers)

Forgiven. (unforgiven)

Ghosted Somewhere Else (spirited away)

Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones... oh wait that was the actual shit title of that crap movie.