The impossible quiz

DocBot

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On the off chance you haven't tried it already, here it is - the impossible quiz. I don't think it's actually impossible, but damn near. 8 mb worth of flash quiz, with twisted logic and quite a bit of humour. I like it, but I haven't had the time to get very far. No cheating, and post up how far you got before the quiz broke you :D
 

waterproofbob

Junior Administrator
AHHHHHH on my first attempt i managed to bungle my way to the second skip. then managed to get to question 28 in about 5 attempts. then got fed up and frustrated. alot of fun and stuff.
 

DocBot

Administrator
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28 for me as well, and that's using both skips... I'll try more tomorrow.
 

Iron_fist

Super Moderator
Staff member
i got stuck at the keyboard one for quite a while
i'm now upto somewhere around the 35-38 mark

Edit: i got to somwhere in the 50's and failed
 

thatbloke

Junior Administrator
I suck quite majorly at this. First attempt I didn't even get the first question right :(

I then got stuck for about 5 mins on the "blue" question...

I'm now stuck at 15 after numerous attempts... neigh! whinny! grrrrrrrrrrr
 

Twisto

New Member
Stuck at the keyboard as well... But only took 2 mins to get to that point, so not too bad.

Great find btw.

*Got to Q54 and crashed and burned due to the timer bomb. I mean its difficult enough without having just 5 secs to answer the damn thing.
 

Wol

In Cryo Sleep
lol. how incredibly infuriating! but fun nonetheless!

music does get annoying after a while.... but.... its.... soooo.... addictive
 

T-Bone

In Cryo Sleep
Damn you Docbot you fucking arsehole :P

I just spent the last two hours on this when I should have been working and have goten to question 83 :s

There REAllY is a question in there with a one second time limit aswell :S
 

Piacular

In Cryo Sleep
What?!?!

There aren't 4 holes in a polo!

Game over on question 1 :(.

:D

EDIT:

Okay fine, no more of this for Piacular! "Click the answer", then I clicked the three incorrect "out of order" buttons. Enough!

EDIT 2:

...omg... stoopid quiz. How am I supposed to play when his answers are so crazy :eek:.

And I would totally dispute the killing power of Cillit Bang when it comes to werewolves.
 

Tetsuo_Shima

In Cryo Sleep
Theres always a hidden agenda. There are four holes - in a polo shirt. True, the werewolf one I cant understand, but Im probably missing something.

Oh, and in the out of order question you really do have to click 'The Answer' Go on, move your mouse over the text :D

Maybe itd be nice if some tireless person could run through the thing and explain the answers. Maybe thered be some rep ...? One thats doing my head in is the one with the clock and the question says 'Stop!' and the answer is a hammer :eek: Explanation?
 

Sephiroth

In Cryo Sleep
=( my pc refuses to load it ah well took me days to get through one of these quizes before! or rather... i got so bored i randomly pressed buttons and eventually got it right in IT lessons...

Edit 1: ok... it works! now onto the fun part :D hours of torture induced by this stupid thing
 

thatbloke

Junior Administrator
Maybe itd be nice if some tireless person could run through the thing and explain the answers. Maybe thered be some rep ...? One thats doing my head in is the one with the clock and the question says 'Stop!' and the answer is a hammer :eek: Explanation?

STOP! HAMMER TIME! duuuh- duh nuh nuh....
 

thatbloke

Junior Administrator
shamelessly ripped from a review in the Newgrounds.com review archive, here's the answers to all of the questions in this quiz for your amusement!
1: Four
2: No but a tin can
3: K.o
4: Click the text "The answer" above the questions.
5: Easy, move your mouse around the window.
6: Shallots
7: An elephant
8: Mouse around, look for a green tick labeled Yes!
9: Top right button
10: Teeth
11: n
12: Click the dot in the i in "Click"
13: F'taang
14: Torch
15: Type "Horse"
16: H (Seventh, get it?)
17: Click the circled 17.
18: Click the hammer.
19: BOGGY - Blue Orange Green Green Yellow
20: Seal!
21: Top left button
22: +1 skip
23: Bran
24: Click the V in Lives
25: Shoe polish
26: Arsefacey
27: Goto 28
28: Abundance (a bun dancing)
29: Egg Mayonnaise
30: Just move it normally like those other games.
31: Woof Woof Woof
32: Babycham and human faeces
33: Seven
34: Take your mouse off the screen and wait.
35: Wait for another button to click
36: A walk.
37: Of course not.
38: Mary Rose
39: Cylindrical Adventures
40: Right click for the "bridge"
41: Click the "Afro"
42: Click the 42nd number, bottom row.
43: Tom Cruise
44: Move the pieces, find a small button (or tab on your keyboard)
45: Top right button
46: OGMF U KILLS SONIKKU
47: Just move your mouse till you click it.
48: Snaaaake!
49: Splapp-me-do
50: O.k.
51: Just click them both a few times.
52: Carrot is the third leaf.
53: "Ma might", but pa might not.
54: No, about 20cm off the ground.
55: A games console for wholemeal biscuits.
56: Click the buttons in this order: Blue Red Blue Yellow
57: Erm...one?
58: Shepherds pie.
59: Click the shoop da wooper like mad.
60: Yes!
61: Click the thumbs up
62: Click the moss (failure to pronounce S)
63: Tasteless white filth
64: Egg>28
65: Click the word "Largest"
66: Click the exclamation mark at the end of the question (!!!)
67: A big hairy arsonist
68: Stroke the kitty.
69: lol, 69
70: Using it's anus.
71: Click when green
72: Look for a light switch (About halfway down the screen below the 72)
73: Top right button
74: No one knows that
75: Click "Escape" under the number 75 when it appears.
76: Click sugar, then honey, then honey.
77: Question 77
78: Four
79: Click the "u" in "What do you mean?"
80: Filthy Romanians
81: Rub the pole up and down
82: Hurry up and click each toenail.
83: National Dyslexic Association
84: It's a game, you have a chance to grab some skips here. In fact you need to grab both of them.
85: I loved it!
86: The Prince
87: In the circle 87, click the invisible dot.
88: Click sonic's leg to break it.
89: Blindness
90: Nonce
91: You can tear the paper from left to right, mouse over the first tear.
92: Click 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 25, 1, 04 (DON'T SKIP)
93: Click the bomb and drag it to reveal the next button
94: Do nothing.
95: Move cursor off screen, wait for cat to chase fly
96: A right mess
97: +10 times
98: Click the words Blue, red, blue, yellow. The colour of the text means nothing.
99: Click the sign when the lights turn green
100: two
101: Type chihuahua
102: Just another game, when a small square appears, don't touch anything.
103: Search, it's easy to find the tomato. (Or tab)
104: Click the bottom right shape, the sad yellow moon.
105: Mouse over and type Banana out of some of the letters, search for them.
106: Hard mouse game, but don't use a skip.
107: Mouse over "I am ignore u", it was say game over, don't do anything and it will continue to the next question.
108: Type in the lost numbers WITH spaces. 4 8 15 16 23 42
109: click the monkey as quickly as possible, click it poops, click the arrow in the poop.
110: This question basically requires you have kept ALL your skips, or you can't win.
 

DocBot

Administrator
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I decided to revisit this old friend..

This is the version without the music. So much nicer.

I've gotten up to somewhere in the 60's so far, stuck on the "End of the world" one atm.

Also, there's impossible quiz number 2 out now. But I want to finish this one first. So annoying... and yet, so addicting. Go ahead, you know you want to!
 
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