The new, greatest reason to buy Cataclysm

Windzarko

Well-Known Member
This is something new, something I'd only just been made aware of moments ago.

Forget the new, streamlined, bloat-free, smoother-looking talent trees that will potentially be more fun, give us more shiny stuff, feel more significant and hopefully reduce the number of outright bad players whilst making everyone's levelling experience more fun. Forget shiny new abilities, forget armour that isn't all gloomy and coloured in a shades of black, dark blue or grey. Forget the remaking of the very world, a major advancing of the plot and the shiny new water effects.

No, my friends, there is now one true reason, one shining beacon of hope and awesome among everything, the (if I may pinch an Aladdin quote) "diamond in the rough" of all reasons to buy and play this new expansion, and to feel like less of a person until you own it:

http://static.mmo-champion.com/mmoc/images/news/2010/july/basiccampfire.jpg

That's right.

Take a moment to relax, breathe easy, and look again, to drink in the magnificence of this wondrous truth, this... this gospel of enlightenment.

That's right. The basic campfire got a slight graphical upgrade.

Praise be.



Edit: shame that epic scenery in the background is trying to distract us from the true wonder in the foreground... who do those terrain modelers/texture-mappers think they are?!
 

Dr Drae

In Cryo Sleep
Thank christ for that.

I think it's taken them too long.

I've spent years lobbying them, creating campfire awareness campaigns, etc. So far I thought I was ignored. But obviously my threats to sue over the negligence issue here took some effect.

Thanks Blizzard.

Thanks.
 

Xylak

New Member
beavis-fire.gif

Approves.
 

Windzarko

Well-Known Member
In other news...

undeadonraptoronsharkwithfrickinlaserbeams.jpg


OMG IT'S AN UNDEAD ON A GIANT RAPTOR ON A ROCKET SHARK WITH A FRIGGIN' LASER BEAM ON ITS FRIGGIN' HEAD!
 

Windzarko

Well-Known Member
Holy crap what the hell is going on there?

An undead is standing on a T-rex that's riding a Rocket Shark with a laser beam on its head as it traverses the chaotic mess known as the Maelstrom at the middle of Azeroth where Thrall is toiling to prevent the world from collapsing in on itself. Epic, no? :p
 
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