The 'Official' Cheese Thread.

[DeZmond]

THE (UN)OFFICIAL CHEESE THREAD
For your eating pleasure...

Yes, people - it's that time once again. We've not had the great cheese debate for a while now, and because Piacular and Big D have reminded me of this, it's time to bring it up.

What is your favourite type of cheese, and why?
Do you even like cheese, and why?
Are you annoyed by the incessent question asking and self-answering?

Answers to these questions, and more, coming up...

I have to say that my favourite type of cheese is Mature Highland Cheddar. I got some of this a few weeks back and it is the most delicious stuff you've ever tasted - seriously. Unfortunately when I went back to the shop to get more there was none left! Nooooo....

So let's hear your thoughts.

 

[DocBot]

Västerbotten. I laugh at your puny attempts at variation. Everything you got is cheddar (yes I know you also have the stinky varieties, but noone's eating them)

 

[BiG D]

The stinky varieties work great for sticking in other people's microwaves

 

[Piacular]

Västerbotten. I laugh at your puny attempts at variation. Everything you got is cheddar (yes I know you also have the stinky varieties, but noone's eating them )

Pah, would you mock a man for selecting Sirloin over Rump!?!? No, because it is better!

Therefore, do not mock the Englishman for choosing (what is obviously), the best cheese!

Cheddar as strong as you can get it, I'm a bit of a cheese slut and try all varieties...

 

[DeZmond]

Therefore, do not mock the Englishman

Ahem.?

But yes you are right about cheddar.

 

[Cpt.Spazmo]

so cheese with or without holes? Are you a rind our rindless kind of guy?

 

[Piacular]

Ahem.?

But yes you are right about cheddar.

Lol, my bad. Britishman didn't sound right, so I went for the ol' home counties.

EDIT:

Holes? Are you insane? It's just annoying to eat around!

Rind? Are you insane? It's just annoying to eat around!

 

[Fi$hy]

Therefore, do not mock the Englishman for choosing (what is obviously), the best Rump, I'm a bit of a slut and try all varieties...

Ahh the beauty of miss-quotation

I'm not a big fan of cheese, but I do love ice cream

 

[DocBot]

you only "choose" it because that's the only cheese available

 

[DocBot]

why don't you just go right ahead and buy it in a tube? then you don't have to chew it, either The rind is important for the flavor oh I just remembered it's cheddar we're talking about. guess there's not much flavor to fuss about then.

Let the cheese wars begin!

 

[Piacular]

Hmmm, smoked cheese is good.

However I believe your sloppy mouldy cheese would be more malleable and therefore better suited to a tube like container .

*Loads large sphere of Edam into cheese cannon"

 

[DocBot]

the västerbotten is actually degraded by being described as a cheddar for the uneducated...

 

[Twisto]

Top 3 cheese'es

1. Very mature cheddar
2. Very crumbly cheshire
3. Goats

 

[Piacular]

the västerbotten is actually degraded by being described as a cheddar for the uneducated...

Really?

I tried the ol' Google search earlier but I either got some incomprehensible jibberish, a language I think, or maps of a town in Shveeden.

If you wouldn't call it cheddar, what would you call it?

 

[Wraith]

The best cheese by far is proper Lancashire cheese. Note the emphasis on proper. Only Lancashire cheese bought in Lancashire (and specifically Blackpool market) qualifies. It is the crumbliest, creamiest and smoothest cheese in existence, and no other cheese can even compare.

Discussion closed.

Wraith

 

[Gopha]

i dont like cheese.............

 

[Pestcontrol]

I like all cheeses except danish blue, and cumin cheese.

One thing i don't like though, is that the french cheeses you can get here taste like putty compared to the same in France.

 

[DocBot]

mmm danish blue good pasta sauce recipe: bacon, onion, mushrooms, danish blue, cream. yum yum yum.

 

[midgert]

pia is rite theres nothing like a bit of cheddar

 

[Cpt.Spazmo]

Mature cheddar can be wickedly sharp, "its all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye"

Smoked applewood