[RIFT] The Rules

[Windzarko]

Anyone who's been playing on Argent with us for a bit now will likely be aware of the existence of "the rules", but not necessarily of what they are. They are an list that is still being added to as circumstance causes a need for a new rule to arise, but below is what we have so far. Learn them well, and live by them!

#1 - The Doctor lies.
#2 - Everything cleaves.
#3 - Fire stands in you.
#4 - Always read the tooltips.
#5 - All pets are called Woogle, even if they aren't.
#6 - Baby turtles are cute. Agree or die.
#7 - Zhar's nipples are banned.
#8 - All answers are bacon.
#9 - "Evoision" is a real word, honest.
#10 - Zhar is also banned from nipple euphamisms.
#11 - Clint Eastwood is a wallhack.
#12 - Clerics are mushrooms.
#13 - The French are illegal.
#14 - 1% of the Kelari have 99% of the artifacts. Occupy the AH!
#15 - Ducks are anathema.
#16 - Zhar is not Link, and thus not to do impressions of him.
#17 - For that matter, Zhar is not Zelda either.
#18 - <currently blank>
#19 - <currently blank>
#20 - Y'know what? Zhar is just banned from nipples.



What's that you say? Not all of these are to do with Rift or the guild? Well, I never did say that they did...

 

[Zhar]

Luckily there is no rule against me feeling discriminated, because that is how I feel!