Tricks and Riddles

[Fi$hy]

As always, I got rather bored in AS economics.

So fun with tricks resulted. Answer all the questions before ya reveal the answer

1, A rooster lays an egg exactly on the spine of an equally slanted North/ South roof. To which side of the roof will the egg roll?

Spoiler

Rooster's dont lay eggs

2, A plane carrying several hundred passangers crashes on the U.S / Canada border, on which side do they bury the survivors?

Spoiler

You don't bury Survivors

3, If the animals were loaded onto the ark 2 by 2, and there were 48 species of animal. How many animals did Moses load onto the ark before the floods?

Spoiler

Noah built the ark

 

[T-Bone]

They were all too easy, here's another easy one

Q. How can you spell 'hardwater' with only three letters?

Spoiler

A. Ice

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

They were all too easy, here's another easy one

Come on to grips! Who decides whether they are too easy or not? You just couldn't resist saying that, could you?

But anyway, thanks for that Fi$hy. Burned another couple of minutes of my time waiting for 25 past to come I got the middle one because I'd heard it before, but the top and bottom two I ballsed up.

 

[pHatBambi]

This post was brought to you by Fi$hy.

 

[Gopha]

But anyway, thanks for that Gopha.

Errr what? dont you mean fishy?

 

[Ronin Storm]

I can't help but remembering Die Hard 3...

On my way to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks. Each sack had seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St Ives?

Do it in your head. No calculators.

Spoiler

1, just you

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

dont you mean fishy?

cough. yes, ahem. The weathers nice today, isn't it? Tum te tum.