Tyr, get lost!

[Zhar]

Dear Haveneers,





brb, going to Norway.

 

[Dr Drae]

That was stylish, and drew attention well.

Ask the locals how to crit whilst you're there. ^_^

 

[Windzarko]

I seem to remember a song involing lions and tigers in Kenya, and how I should forget Norway...

Oooh Kenya...

 

[Zhar]

saying hi, on boat, business class, free drinks, free snacks, free whores, free internet. Mifi boat!

 

[Windzarko]

saying hi, on boat, business class, free drinks, free snacks, free whores, free internet. Mifi boat!

Take a picture, tricks, you're on a boat, bitch?

 

[Zhar]

I just arrived at my destination. 34 hours of car spammage. Not fun. No pics of boat, I are the sorry. Mofo.

Greetings, travelers.

 

[Zhar]

Will be taking a ferry tomorrow, hope there will be wireless internet. See ya guys.

 

[Windzarko]

Long journey is long?

 

[Rai]

Free drinks?!

 

[SwampFae]

Wewt. Norway FuhTuhWuh.

 

[Windzarko]

Wewt. Norway FuhTuhWuh.

I heard from a reliable Swedish source that Norway is a hole.

 

[SwampFae]

I heard from a reliable Swedish source that Norway is a hole.

Oi!
Also: Giggidy

And for those who do NOT have their minds in the gutter:
The Swedish are my natural enemies. Everything they say is a lie

 

[Windzarko]

Oi!
Also: Giggidy

And for those who do NOT have their minds in the gutter:
The Swedish are my natural enemies. Everything they say is a lie

Says she, as she sits in her home in Sweden...

 

[SwampFae]

Says she, as she sits in her home in Sweden...

Ssshhh. I am infiltrating and studying them..

 

[Aliella]

What about me...

 

[Killingmo]

Norway > All > UK

'Nuff said.

 

[Zhar]

I actually went bear hunting, Swedish bear hunting. They have this bear-breeding program in Sweden because there aren't enough bears according to them. Once the bears are set loose, they practically go over the border to Norway and eat some sheep. Norsk men, are REAL MEN. So me, me pops and a friend him went bear hunting.

My father was for the "bear-luring"
Olaf (pop's friend) was for the shooting,
and as for me.. *dreams* I got to wear a massive bear pelt on my back, yield a 40 kilo axe and wear a huge reindeer skull on my head. My job was to decapitate the bear when they were dieing. 'twas good trip.

 

[Rai]

and as for me.. *truth* I got to wear a massive bear pelt on my back, yield a 40 kilo axe and wear a huge wolf head on my head. My job was to fight a couple of bears up close and personal. 'twas good trip.

Fixed.

 

[Zhar]

Fixed.

Thanks lad