booohoooo he really hurt my feelings, i'm going to write a nasty letter of complaint to that nasty man, while i surf the web, looking for a bit of cyberspace to call my own, and i love my uber fast 512kb AOL connection, its like a big warm slightly frustrating and useless hug.
but wait what is this voice in my head, thats right, yey, i'm a geek and proud of it. AHHHHHHHHHHH and relax as the soothing glow of my TFT washes over me, as i bask safely in the knowledge i'll never be with AOL.
that rocks and is oh so true.