What was Jesus?

waterproofbob

Junior Administrator
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone “brother”
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
 

PsiSoldier

Well-Known Member
Well given the title is "what was Jesus?", and my view is a valid opinion to said question, I think yes it is relevant :P.
 

waterproofbob

Junior Administrator
Well given the title is "what was Jesus?", and my view is a valid opinion to said question, I think yes it is relevant :P.

The post is about what was Jesus and if you'd read the rest it's completely irrelevant whether Jesus is real or not.

If you consider the Bible to be fiction that is entirely up to you it still has no bearing on the OP.

The post could have been about "What was Superman" with various accurate statements about the aforementioned his status as fictitious or not has no bearing on it.

Thus largely irrelevant.
 
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Colrob

Guest
lol, was he a fictional character with superpowers thn?
 

Pubic_Warrior

In Cryo Sleep
lol i love how a simple comment about jesus and religion sparked an argument.

i guess u can now understand how some wars are started
 

AcidK

New Member
Jesus was a real person, there are supporting historical documents that support this, however the bible overstates the actual facts, making jesus sound like a god rather than the simple carpenter whom preeched in towns occassionally.

With that said, it makes no relevance to the thread, as bob has quite nicely put
 
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