[WoW Music] First We Take Darnassus

[SwampFae]

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Title: First We Take Darnassus
Author: Faewhyn "SwampFae" Caelthyr
Parody of: Leonard Cohen - First We Take Manhattan
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They sentenced me to twenty years of grinding
For trying to change the kingdom from within
I'm coming now, I'm coming to reward them
First we take Darnassus, then we take Stormwind

I'm guided by a shadow in the void zone
I'm guided by these blight scars on my skin
I'm guided by the torture of our victims
First we take Darnassus, then we take Stormwind

I'd really like to heal beside you, baby
I love your MP and your spirit and your gear
But you see that line there posted in the raid group?
I told you, I told you, told you, I was one of those

Ah you loved me as a newbie, but now you're worried that I just might win
You know the way to stop me, but you don't have the Discipline
How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin
First we take Darnassus, then we take Stormwind

I don't like your farming business, Night Elf
And I don't like these wars among our kin
I don't like you ganking that poor Blood Elf
First we take Darnassus, then we take Stormwind

I'd really like to heal beside you, baby
I love your MP and your spirit and your gear
But you see that line there posted in the raid group?
I told you, I told you, told you, I was one of those

And I thank you for those items that you mailed me
The enchants and the really shiny gear.
I practiced every night, now I'm ready.
First we take Darnassus, then we take Stormwind.

I am guided

Ah remember me, I used to live for RolePlay
Remember me, I fought there for our kin
Well it's Children's Week and everybody's wounded
First we take Darnassus, then we take Stormwind

 

[Zooggy]

Hoy,

This. This is shiny.

Cheers,
J.

 

[Aliella]

Hehe ^_^ Epic

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

I think you should try singing one of these, Fae.

 

[SwampFae]

I think you should try singing one of these, Fae.

*giggles*
I do not have much of a singing voice these days, to be honest. But thank you
The main parts of this song should be sung by a man, though
I vote for Sasser's smoothe voice!

 

[Auryn]

Hmmm somehow all the girls in the guild go warm when they hear Sasser's voice.....

 

[Sasser]

Once there was this girl who
[...]

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

 

[Elincia]

Hmmm somehow all the girls in the guild go warm when they hear Sasser's voice.....

Not only the girls

 

[Zaggu]

Sass, you're hired.

 

[SwampFae]

*swoon*
Everybody lurves the Sassy One

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