You know you're a druid when...
... you have four 20-slot bags and only 8 slots of free inventory space.
... you cast moonfire on raid bosses only for the lighting effect.
... you roll need on the rogue's boots, the warrior's ring, and the priest's cloak - all on the same run.
... you don't know the DPS of any of your weapons.
... you didn't get the enchant for the glow.
... you get mistaken for the level 10 druid standing next to you.
... you can watch TV, do homework, fight with your little brother, and heal raids at the same time.
... you taunt your girlfriend's kitten with CAT IZ 4 FITE!
... you have a girlfriend.
... you've never wondered just where that staff goes when you shapeshift.
... while levelling you tanked in warlock cloth.
... you've never gotten a single killing blow in WSG but capped all the flags.
... you respec just to /dance.
... you keep rank 1 Rejuvination on your hotbar while in BGs.
... you think Tranquility is the manliest heal ever.
... you top the overhealing charts because no one else bothers to check for HoTs before casting their heals.
... you don't find it odd to melee DPS with Blessing of Wisdom anymore.
... you've killed enough Clefthoof Bulls to be convicted of genocide.
... you completely forgot about Teleport: Moonglade.
... you keep a calculator handy for determining if that rogue drop is better feral DPS.
... your healing mana pool is comparable to an enhancement shaman's, but you're always the last healer to run out of mana.
... you don't find it odd that you have two pairs of T4 gloves.
... you can tank 3 mobs with one button.
... you secretly consider that 5% of all the DPS crits are really yours.
... you consider 5-minute duels "short."
... you cast hibernate on hunter pets just because you can. Same with ghost wolf shamans.
... you want to add more to this list.
