Right, the old thread is becoming a gigantic unbearable tangle of posts, so I've taken out the quotes (and parts of quotes ) I thought were best (yes, this is a dictatorship) and put them all here for your pleasure. This is mostly for the newer members who I'm trying to spare the agony of going through that mess. I will be locking the old thread in a few days. The old rules apply, i.e. reply to THIS message if you have a new quote, and if you have a comment to a quote, reply to the post with that particular quote in. Thank you.
Now on to the good part.
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* haven_work slaps gus
<gus> Sad
<gus> *ow*
<haven_work> you love it really
<gus> well, i do
<gus> but don't tell anyone
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[22:18] <DocBot> i now got a total of _4_ splendid quotes from #thehaven
[22:18] <haven_>
[22:18] <DocBot> no, 5!
[22:18] <haven_> a veritable collection
[22:18] <DocBot> yay Smile
[22:18] <DocBot> gimme a couple of years and we could put up a quotes section Smile
[22:18] * haven_ puts on his tutu and dances around the prison room like the pretty pink princess he is
[22:18] <haven_> 6
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[23:25] <haven_> can you imagine explaining to KC's parents how we accidentally sold him to a bondage outfit for a few beers !
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[ 07:55 ] [+Carth] wth happened in here
[ 07:55 ] [@Pestcontrol] i mentioned dick once
[ 07:55 ] [@Pestcontrol] welcome to thn carth
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* haven___ slaps his thigh and rides the wave across the room!
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[19:51] <@Pestcontrol> bockwurst
[19:51] <+]Dragon[> yes come over and u can have mine
[19:51] <@TheHaven> erm
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[20:08] <BiG_D> Don't make me out-of-context quote you too!
[20:08] <BiG_D> We all know how that turns out...
[20:09] <Carth> hmmm, please don't
[20:09] <Carth> ^_^
[20:09] <Carth> even if you do, we all know it's taken completely out of context
[20:09] <BiG_D> [12:30] <Carth> anyway, yeah, it felt horrible
[20:09] <BiG_D> [12:30] <Carth> the guy was nice, i just didn't like it
[20:09] <BiG_D> But what else could it *possibly* mean?
[20:09] <Carth> i told you, i had an oral
[20:10] <BiG_D> Yes. That's what I'm implying.
[20:10] <Carth> a german oral
[20:13] <BiG_D> I'm just gonna let that speak for itself
[20:14] <Carth> not with a german guy, it was a test
[20:15] <BiG_D> A test to make sure you were good enough for the German guy?
[20:15] <Carth> the german guy wasn't in the room
[20:15] <Carth> i just practised with him
[20:15] <BiG_D> But he was watching?
[20:15] <Carth> no
[20:15] <BiG_D> You sure there wasn't a two-way mirror or something?
[20:15] <Carth> it was in school
[20:16] <BiG_D> Isn't there laws against that?
[20:16] <Carth> and the german guy had to help some girls practise while i was having mine
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[00:41] <+BiG_D> I'd prefer some sort of latex
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[18:35:24] <BiG_D> Your language never ceases to amuze me
[18:35:26] <[THN]Macca> we could get pest over from holland and we could have a threesome
[18:35:34] <Pestcontrol> with your testicle?
[18:35:37] <BiG_D> Nor does spelling stuff in my language wrong
[18:35:55] <[THN]Macca> IT's NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A JAGGY FENCE
[18:35:57] <Pestcontrol> ah but i dont spell stiff wrong do i? Smile
[18:36:10] <[THN]Macca> i can recieve it then if you dont mind giving it pest?
[18:36:11] <Pestcontrol> it was your fault to hang your balls in it
[18:36:39] <[THN]Macca> T-bone do you remember "kramola foam"
[18:36:56] <[THN]Macca> it was a powder you put in water or something and you drank it?
[18:37:00] * Pestcontrol hands [THN]Macca his testicle
[18:37:10] <Pestcontrol> sugar?
[18:37:20] <[THN]Macca> pretty much
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[16:37] <Piacular>
I find the best way to fix these things is with a screwdriver and soldering-iron.
Now, if you could just hold him down please.
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[16:33] DeZmond: Not a fan of Googlemail - or as I like to call it, Goggle-mail - I don't like people reading my emails before I do. :/
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[20:05:10] * haven_away_away is now known as haven_away
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Carth: We win
gg thanks for coming and thanks Pest for hosing
Pestcontrol: I do hope that's a typo.
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*DeZmond starts polishing the sword with eyes fixed on Nanor...*
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[12:22] Gopha: ooo on msn im having a french convo with this gal from nantes
[12:32] Gopha: omg it wasnt a gal
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[09:23] miss.bongie.pants: hmmm o well uni is along way away for me! best get on with my work or ill never get there!
[09:30] Twisto: You best get on with your work, OR you'll get your arse kicked at home.
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thatbird: argh
thatbird: no one to play with
T-Bone: play with yourself?
T-Bone: O geez that came out wrong...play single player I mean :.
thatbird: help
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[02:52] <+T-Bone> Currently playing: Arielles pussy is open to be seen, because she is sitting like upskirts (Hentai Porn Cartoon Manga Shunga fake disney hardcore sex) "" [10:32m/637Kbps/44KHz]
(but to be fair, this one is out of context. T-Bone assures us he was trying to play a Rammstein video. /doc)
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[18:58:53] <Nanor> I thought the THN site had horsepron in it
*time passes*
[19:43:11] <Nanor> back
[19:43:20] <Nanor> was cleaning spunk off my leg
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[15:35] Pestcontrol: whats sarcasm?
[15:35] Pestcontrol: can you eat it?
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[11:08] Pestcontrol: arse.. im one power connector short
[11:08] thehaven: we've always thought that pest
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[18:13:24] <BiG_D> Around here there's some places where they frisk you on the way in
[18:13:40] <BiG_D> Not that I'm complaining. It is nice on occasion
[18:19:08] <thatbloke> depends on the gender of the security staff frisking I suppose BiG_D?
[18:19:41] <BiG_D> Not if you close your eyes
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[13:11:33] <Pestcontrol> my grandma says i have the same voice as he does!
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DocBot: Yes well, unfortunately it's only a few inches long and I can't seem to reach to iingland with it.
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(Talking on Civ IV)
Taffy: Hey, I got fish AND rice!
Nanor: Yeah, well I got crabs!
Taffy: Ewwwww.
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Now on to the good part.
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* haven_work slaps gus
<gus> Sad
<gus> *ow*
<haven_work> you love it really
<gus> well, i do
<gus> but don't tell anyone
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[22:18] <DocBot> i now got a total of _4_ splendid quotes from #thehaven
[22:18] <haven_>
[22:18] <DocBot> no, 5!
[22:18] <haven_> a veritable collection
[22:18] <DocBot> yay Smile
[22:18] <DocBot> gimme a couple of years and we could put up a quotes section Smile
[22:18] * haven_ puts on his tutu and dances around the prison room like the pretty pink princess he is
[22:18] <haven_> 6
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[23:25] <haven_> can you imagine explaining to KC's parents how we accidentally sold him to a bondage outfit for a few beers !
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[ 07:55 ] [+Carth] wth happened in here
[ 07:55 ] [@Pestcontrol] i mentioned dick once
[ 07:55 ] [@Pestcontrol] welcome to thn carth
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* haven___ slaps his thigh and rides the wave across the room!
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[19:51] <@Pestcontrol> bockwurst
[19:51] <+]Dragon[> yes come over and u can have mine
[19:51] <@TheHaven> erm
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[20:08] <BiG_D> Don't make me out-of-context quote you too!
[20:08] <BiG_D> We all know how that turns out...
[20:09] <Carth> hmmm, please don't
[20:09] <Carth> ^_^
[20:09] <Carth> even if you do, we all know it's taken completely out of context
[20:09] <BiG_D> [12:30] <Carth> anyway, yeah, it felt horrible
[20:09] <BiG_D> [12:30] <Carth> the guy was nice, i just didn't like it
[20:09] <BiG_D> But what else could it *possibly* mean?
[20:09] <Carth> i told you, i had an oral
[20:10] <BiG_D> Yes. That's what I'm implying.
[20:10] <Carth> a german oral
[20:13] <BiG_D> I'm just gonna let that speak for itself
[20:14] <Carth> not with a german guy, it was a test
[20:15] <BiG_D> A test to make sure you were good enough for the German guy?
[20:15] <Carth> the german guy wasn't in the room
[20:15] <Carth> i just practised with him
[20:15] <BiG_D> But he was watching?
[20:15] <Carth> no
[20:15] <BiG_D> You sure there wasn't a two-way mirror or something?
[20:15] <Carth> it was in school
[20:16] <BiG_D> Isn't there laws against that?
[20:16] <Carth> and the german guy had to help some girls practise while i was having mine
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[00:41] <+BiG_D> I'd prefer some sort of latex
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[18:35:24] <BiG_D> Your language never ceases to amuze me
[18:35:26] <[THN]Macca> we could get pest over from holland and we could have a threesome
[18:35:34] <Pestcontrol> with your testicle?
[18:35:37] <BiG_D> Nor does spelling stuff in my language wrong
[18:35:55] <[THN]Macca> IT's NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A JAGGY FENCE
[18:35:57] <Pestcontrol> ah but i dont spell stiff wrong do i? Smile
[18:36:10] <[THN]Macca> i can recieve it then if you dont mind giving it pest?
[18:36:11] <Pestcontrol> it was your fault to hang your balls in it
[18:36:39] <[THN]Macca> T-bone do you remember "kramola foam"
[18:36:56] <[THN]Macca> it was a powder you put in water or something and you drank it?
[18:37:00] * Pestcontrol hands [THN]Macca his testicle
[18:37:10] <Pestcontrol> sugar?
[18:37:20] <[THN]Macca> pretty much
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[16:37] <Piacular>
I find the best way to fix these things is with a screwdriver and soldering-iron.
Now, if you could just hold him down please.
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[16:33] DeZmond: Not a fan of Googlemail - or as I like to call it, Goggle-mail - I don't like people reading my emails before I do. :/
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[20:05:10] * haven_away_away is now known as haven_away
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Carth: We win
gg thanks for coming and thanks Pest for hosing
Pestcontrol: I do hope that's a typo.
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*DeZmond starts polishing the sword with eyes fixed on Nanor...*
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[12:22] Gopha: ooo on msn im having a french convo with this gal from nantes
[12:32] Gopha: omg it wasnt a gal
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[09:23] miss.bongie.pants: hmmm o well uni is along way away for me! best get on with my work or ill never get there!
[09:30] Twisto: You best get on with your work, OR you'll get your arse kicked at home.
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thatbird: argh
thatbird: no one to play with
T-Bone: play with yourself?
T-Bone: O geez that came out wrong...play single player I mean :.
thatbird: help
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[02:52] <+T-Bone> Currently playing: Arielles pussy is open to be seen, because she is sitting like upskirts (Hentai Porn Cartoon Manga Shunga fake disney hardcore sex) "" [10:32m/637Kbps/44KHz]
(but to be fair, this one is out of context. T-Bone assures us he was trying to play a Rammstein video. /doc)
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[18:58:53] <Nanor> I thought the THN site had horsepron in it
*time passes*
[19:43:11] <Nanor> back
[19:43:20] <Nanor> was cleaning spunk off my leg
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[15:35] Pestcontrol: whats sarcasm?
[15:35] Pestcontrol: can you eat it?
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[11:08] Pestcontrol: arse.. im one power connector short
[11:08] thehaven: we've always thought that pest
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[18:13:24] <BiG_D> Around here there's some places where they frisk you on the way in
[18:13:40] <BiG_D> Not that I'm complaining. It is nice on occasion
[18:19:08] <thatbloke> depends on the gender of the security staff frisking I suppose BiG_D?
[18:19:41] <BiG_D> Not if you close your eyes
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[13:11:33] <Pestcontrol> my grandma says i have the same voice as he does!
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DocBot: Yes well, unfortunately it's only a few inches long and I can't seem to reach to iingland with it.
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(Talking on Civ IV)
Taffy: Hey, I got fish AND rice!
Nanor: Yeah, well I got crabs!
Taffy: Ewwwww.
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