Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles

[Haven]

http://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kills-man-squeezing-his-testicles

I'm wearing a box from now on wherever I go ...

*weeps quietly into his screen with sympathetic pain*

 

[Pingue]

See the male population of the forums wince in sympathy

 

[Panda with issues...]

Inevitably underlying medical complications killed him, not the ball crushing.

 

[thatbloke]

Inevitably underlying medical complications killed him, not the ball crushing.

Stop bringing logic and reason into this, dammit!

 

[Lianyi Shui]

To support equality between genders...maybe nippletwisters should be fatal to women?

 

[Panda with issues...]

To support equality between genders...maybe nippletwisters should be fatal to women?

Some women like that though...

 

[Spicypixel]

*wears cricket cup and buys truncheon*

 

[Lianyi Shui]

Some women like that though...

Are you sure? Well...there's only one way to find out... hopefully i won't kill any of them. Although, like I said, this would make us even.

 

[Auryn]

Squishing female nipples induces severe headtrauma
(getting smacked in the face)

 

[Panda with issues...]

Are you sure? Well...there's only one way to find out... hopefully i won't kill any of them. Although, like I said, this would make us even.

Squishing female nipples induces severe headtrauma
(getting smacked in the face)

Without going into unncecessary detail, I can confirm from personal experience that SOMe women really enjoy it.

 

[Dr Drae]

Without going into unncecessary detail, I can confirm from personal experience that SOMe women really enjoy it.

Blam!

Also, seconded.

 

[Auryn]

Haha I know, I don't mind it myself.... but most women will give ya a nice smackin'

 

[Lianyi Shui]

Squishing female nipples induces severe headtrauma
(getting smacked in the face)

So that´s also fatal to men! So much for equality! we have gone a long way from the cave-society haven't we?
A time where men could hunt a dozen mamoths, come home proud, "forget" the kids at the daycare-cave without
the fear of having his nuts handed to him as desert afterwards. Then we discovered fire, the wheel, all along with
the nut-cracker (all of them probably invented by women).

 

[Auryn]

lols I read:
hunt a dozen maRmoths