A handy guide to beating the best... ish

[Wraith]

Hmmm, how about some SL ones.

• Shout at your squad until they do something right.
• Accept responsibility for nothing, there is always someone to blame.
• Lead on the way there, pick a fight, hide, wait for your squad to deal with it.
• Slow and steady wins the race.
• Be a hypocrite.
• Be a Medic.

Oh, and never forget, your squad is always the best!!!

How about some alternative squad member ones.

• Ignore your squad leader until he remembers to calm down and treat you like an adult.
• Blame the squad leader. He's the leader, he's earned the position, he can deal with all the flak.
• Sigh as your squad leader cowers in fright while sending you into impossible fights so he can point whore as a medic.
• Finally get enough time away from being shot to find out your SL has b*ggered off to another flag and is shouting at you for not being there.
• Ignore the blatant hypocrisy of your squad leader (well I had to agree with Piacular somewhere )
• Be Anti-Tank so you can draw the fire away and save your SL (so he can point whore some more)

And remember, your squad is always the best despite your SL dragging the quality down

So, whos going to start the betting on who Piacular gets to replace me now that I've irrevocably turned him against me .

Wrai ........I mean Gringotsgoblin

 

[Fi$hy]

nah, Piac will only hate you when you risk infecting Alpha with STD's

Onto the topic:

A key skill has to be lobbing c4 over a wall at a tank whilst the rest of the squad goes to either hug the tank, or get sexual thrills from the exhaust pipe

1 kill
4 teamkills

Oooh-rah!

 

[Piacular]

A key skill has to be lobbing c4 over a wall at a tank whilst the rest of the squad goes to either hug the tank, or get sexual thrills from the exhaust pipe

1 kill
4 teamkills

Oooh-rah!

Lol, that was the best!

I thought you wanted to play fetch?

I agree with everyones SM advice, however as SL you should appreciate I'm always right .

The only thing to jepordise an Alpha position is schtuff like this:

Oh, and never forget, your squad is always being dug out of a hole by Bravo.

Bad Twisto!