Any injuries?
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waterproofbob
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well i can now add another injury, was at mad caddies gig last night and sort of half dislocated my knee was gr8 fun. carried on dancing all the same tho.
leg feeling stiff as u like this morning. all i want to do is sit down all day but i have to get home.
leg feeling stiff as u like this morning. all i want to do is sit down all day but i have to get home.
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When I was 5 or so I fell over in a supermarket and ripped my head open which was nasty had to have a fair few stitches in that one. Then about 2 weeks later I was playing musical bumps at a party and I ran into someone and did it again so had to to get it stiched back up. When I was 9 got run over by a policeman on his way to work and cuto open the other side of my head. Had to get stitches in that too. When I was 17 I got rammed into a metal bin under the combined weight of two guys whose shoe laces had been tied together. That cut open by head underneath my ear. I once got chucked down the stairs in a nightclub by a bouncer which cut the side of my head and then at the same nightclub a few months later some guy punched me and cut open my head over my eyebrow so I had to go and get stitches in it again.
With all of these head injuries its surprising I didn't turn out retarded... oh wait a minute.
But the most painful thing ever was when I was about 13. I was on one of those things on a park which is like a horse mounted on a big spring so you can rock back and forth. I Stoped rocking and stood astride the thing talking to a friend in front of me. He then grabbed hold of it, pulled it right back and released it to allow the head of the horse to spring full force into — well, into where the sun does not shine. I say no more.
With all of these head injuries its surprising I didn't turn out retarded... oh wait a minute.
But the most painful thing ever was when I was about 13. I was on one of those things on a park which is like a horse mounted on a big spring so you can rock back and forth. I Stoped rocking and stood astride the thing talking to a friend in front of me. He then grabbed hold of it, pulled it right back and released it to allow the head of the horse to spring full force into — well, into where the sun does not shine. I say no more.
