so myself and Narly just played... 4-0 victory to Narly Bird....
Poor Bloke seemed cursed by Sauron himself, whilst my team was blest by Gandalf and all the other good Wizards. It was somewhat farcical how many dice rolls he failed. All the key ones and plenty non-key ones too. For example, his Ogres in the whole of the first half only managed to knock down 1 of my Halflings and even that didn’t cause any damage. That’s with 3-dice blocks almost every time! In fact, my only 2 injuries were self inflicted ones. Poor Tobold Hornblower, perhaps too busy playing with his own horn, was tripped up by an Ogre and fractured his skull. The apothecary, in one of the best examples of malpractice yet, instead managed to kill the poor Hobbit!
Halflings were flying here, there and everywhere and almost all succeeded in being tossed by Treebeard, who had obviously been practicing with some Elven throwers! But definitely the funniest part of the game was at the beginning of the 2nd half. 2-0 down and receiving, Bloke was on a mission to get 1 back. Yet another Blitz result for me didn’t put a spanner in his works either, as the ball bounced out and he handed it to a Snottling, who was on the right sideline and with nobody in front of him. An Ogre walked over to the Snottling, picked him up and tossed him downfield to score. Except that the Ogre actually threw him off the pitch and he was beaten up by the crowd!
Hilarious moment that summarized fairly well Blokes luck for the game.
A close 2nd was Blokes inability to knock down the mighty Deeproot Strongbranch. Despite ganging up on him with multiple 2 and 1 dice blocks, he just couldn’t knock him down. In the end he resorted to throwing a Snottling at him, only for the Snottling to hit an Ogre instead and stun him! So funny!
And so Middle Earth can now breath easy with Sauron finally vanquished once and for all! Who knows what adventure my Hobbits will get up to next?