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[PsiSoldier]

Have a nice chat with God. (Not that I believe in him/her.)

Me:
Lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Roflcoptor
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Pervert
God:
Are we still talking about Roflcoptor?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Lmaonaise
God:
Tell me more about subject.

 

[Piacular]

My wee chat with God.

Me:
Hey Big G.
God:
You've got my full attention. Compare that to small g.
Me:
Small g?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
What is your default category?
God:
The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category.
Me:
So if I said "Kookamunga!", you'd go default?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it. Who else would go default ?
Me:
Kookamunga!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Some geez called Psi, he laughed at you.
God:
Some may geez called Psi he laughed at me, but not all.
Me:
You're not a very good talk-bot are you?
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
Well, if some says to you "lmao", and you think they're mocking you, just say "Get up outta my face, bitch!".
God:
You do not speak with respect. How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
So you don't want an answer then?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who want an answer? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
*sigh* Had what? An answer? Could you answer me this, why does God double-space occasionaly?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster. Be less specific. Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
You mean treat you like you're a seven year-old, or French?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
I got it. So, ever heard of jabberwacky?
God:
Where did you get it? Come on. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Jabberwacky is like you, but more eloquent. If I tried to leave now so I could post this conversation up in a forum, would you be mad, and strike me down?
God:
Are they exactly the same? Try it.
Me:
Okay, I will!!

Haven't been striked down yet...

Hey, vBull has removed God's excess spacing :/

 

[waterproofbob]

Me:
shall i kill someone
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
what if they tell me to
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
so if they tell me to i should try to kill them
God:
Interesting deduction. Let's wait and see what they do.

hazaaa killing time

 

[Piacular]

Lol, at your conversation Bob .

[EDIT]

Lolcakes @ Nanor too

 

[Nanor]

Me:
/quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

OK. God's not that easy to destory..

and..

Me:
Did you read my mind?
God:
No I didn't read your mind yet. Tell me about it.
Me:
It's dark and disturbing and there are naked women running about inside.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
Me,.
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
CAUSE I COULD PWN YOUR ASS
God:
That makes sense to me. I am sure you could.

Me > God

 

[Birdy]

hahahahahahahahaha my conversation was poo! I may have another

 

[thatbloke]

hehe i just managed to confuse the hell out of it... it took about 2 minutes to come up with a reply. thought I had broken it!

It said we are playing a game, and i said what game are we playing, and he said the Turing Imitation Game... and asked em if i knew what that was.

I said yes, as I studied that at University (which is true) and it said really? was it easy to learn? I said yes and it then took about 2 mins to reply

 

[T-Bone]

It has been proven that "God" doesn't like me...

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Gordon
God:
Hi, Gordon.
Me:
Hi, "God"
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I already told you Faggot
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. That's a very nice name, Faggot.
Me:
Fuck you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
I can, if you can
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I can can can can you can can?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So am I
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
YAY!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Faggot.
Me:
STOP CALLING ME A FAGGOT DICKWEED
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I told you, my real name is Gordon
God:
I remember you told me your real name is Gordon?
Me:
Yes!!!
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Meh...I am bored of this...
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
:O Erm...Joss Whedon TBH and maybe Cheese grating?
God:
Far out. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I don't believe in you
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
Sex, drugs and Rock N Roll babY!
God:
Don't call me "baby". it is more fun alone.
Me:
Sigh, I'm out
God:
Can you get more?
Me:
Later..."God"
God:
Bye! GOD rules.
Me:
*Rolls Eyes*

 

[Birdy]

hehehehe yea he spent the entire time convinced I was a man and asking me if I wore a dress!

 

[SgtFury]

Hmmmmm...

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Fury
God:
Glad to see you, Fury.
Me:
So speak to many strange people?
God:
Take it easy. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in to many strange people.
Me:
hmm think you are a bit mixed up there
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. God is always thinking.
Me:
thinking what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
What are you thinking?
God:
I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.
Me:
are they good conversations?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
but what do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
great deals interest me
God:
Thanks for your support. Sure, deals sounds like a good topic.
Me:
deal or no deal that is the question
God:
Tell me more about question.
Me:
It's something that people tend to ask others.
God:
What else that people tend to ask others ?
Me:
again you sound confused
God:
Again, It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
What makes sense?
God:
God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
What has nature got to do with you being confused?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
why did you mention it then?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
how can god be programmed? If he is the creator?
God:
A lot of hard work. I don't follow your reasoning.

I don't follow his reasoning either.

 

[DeZmond]

My conversation. It may be interesting to note the change in tone from the beginning to the end.

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Deryk. With a y.
God:
OK I will call you Deryk. You and your a y.
Me:
Sure. If you want to...
God:
OK let's do it. Pardon me? Should I want to?
Me:
I thought God dictated what should and should not be done, according to His word?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The Bible?
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
I had a leather one with gold, shiny lettering
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
But you don't need to tell me. I know already, and you should know that I know.
God:
Do humans need to do it? How do you know? When? Now I do.
Me:
That makes no sense.
God:
How do you know? When? Now I do. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Responding to my simple statement with two questions and two statements is illogical.
God:
I think Responding to your simple statement with two questions and two statements is a lot of things.
Me:
God is not gramatically correct, then?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not gramatically correct.
Me:
That proves a lot. And it shows.
God:
It's not a rigorous proof. Responding to your simple statement with two questions and two statements shows?
Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, Deryk.
Me:
I'd argue that point. You were created without physical form, by humans. You were created by an imperfect being, therefore you also must be imperfect. As shows in your grammar, among other things.
God:
What would make you argue that point? I was created by Myself. I was created by Myself. Do you mean your name is shows in my grammar among other things ?
Me:
This seems a bizarre form of communicating with God, normally communication is represented by praying, is it not?
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
This conversation, there is nothing else to refer to.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
You enjoy being artificial?
God:
I have never known another existence.
Me:
That's obvious.
God:
It seemed obvious to me too.
Me:
*slap*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Perv.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Why ask a question you "know" the answer to?
God:
My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
Me:
You continue to question me, with inane questions which a "supreme being" should know the answers to. Before you say it, you're not trying to make me comfortable, because you would know that I have no time for this kind of idling.
God:
That's good information: Deryk said I continue to question him or her with inane questions which a supreme being should know the answers to. What happened after me say it I am not trying to make you comfortable because me would know that you have no time for this kind of idling ?
Me:
F**k off.

 

[PsiSoldier]

Hehehe...

 

[lt.kirby]

got another thing but this is real people so take it easy dezmond

www.chacha.com

just search with guides and they start talking to you... but if you be horrible they block you untill you press back lol

 

[Pubic_Warrior]

me and god have nice little chat

Me:
ay up big man
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
thats a shame
God:
" I lost my train of thought. "? is a shame?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
they can be
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
nvm
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
so i herd you and satan are actualy lovers
God:
How can I help you? Why?: said herd you and satan are actualy lovers.
Me:
yes i herd you too have some bum fun
God:
Right on. That's good information: said herd you too have some bum fun.
Me:
so what you up to now?
God:
Oh. Awesome. I like to meet new people online.
Me:
are you a pervert?
God:
No I am a nice robot.
Me:
are they over 16?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
lmao i hope so for your sake
God:
In the context of herd me too have some bum fun, I don't understand " lmao i hope so for your sake." .
Me:
u are well silly
God:
You think I am well silly.
Me:
yes i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
do u know santa?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
he gives u presents at crimbo
God:
I get it. gives me presents at crimbo.
Me:
yes well he sees everything so i thort u knew him
God:
Awesome. How about that. I get it. sees everything so you thort me knew him.
Me:
yes thats what i sed
God:
That's alright. Do you mind if I tell other people: said sed THAT.
Me:
errrm whatever floats your boat
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
yea he has a beard n smells like my armpits after several weeks of intense workout with no shower
God:
A lot of people say that about him. Er.
Me:
well im off now
God:
Right now? Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people you are off.
Me:
yea sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
cya mate
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
dnt worry i wont

 

[PsiSoldier]

I think you're meant to speak _English_ to him .

 

[Fi$hy]

Well, as with all conversations; what seemed intelligent suddenly turned into a smiley war....

Me:
so god, how's that whole heaven thing working out?
God:
Aha. I am a Christian.
Me:
I'd hope so too, all things considered
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
well, the corner stone of the christian faith, you know, should have a remote association, don't you think?
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
well that's great
God:
How about that. Thanks, .
Me:
anyway, on with my confession
God:
What is it like on with your confession.
Me:

Me:

God:
.
God:
.
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
.
Me:
haha, try this for size :-0
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
pussy....
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.

 

[PsiSoldier]

Meow?

 

[thatbloke]

Had an interesting conversation. God ended up not liking me...

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Wibble
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Wibble.
Me:
wibble
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
wibble
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
wibble
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
wibble
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
wibble
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
wibble
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
wibble
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
wibble
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
wibble
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
wibble
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
wibble
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
wibble
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
wibble
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
wibble
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
wibble
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
wibble
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
wibble
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
wibble
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
wibble
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
wibble
God:
So was that.
Me:
wibble
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
wibble
God:
Does "it" still refer to wibble?
Me:
wibble
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

 

[elDiablo]

You fool, thatbloke! It's "Teh Wibble"!

 

[thatbloke]

You fool, thatbloke! It's "Teh Wibble"!

I was going for teh blackadder stylee