Lol/wtf?

[Piacular]

No way.

That's the best news story ever .

I mean, how much force would she need?

... I almost don't want to think about it...

 

[KillCrazy]

I am in no way a violent person

Utter rot.

That really made me squeamish reading that. I mean, having your special parts ripped off. Eeeep.

 

[thatbloke]

The amount of force she would need for that means I REALLY don't want to know that person. Ever.

 

[Sephiroth]

im... im scared excuse me while i go hide

 

[Taffy]

Gulp. And she'll be out in a year and a bit. help.

 

[Dragon]

Uhm ... I am so shocked I just can't think of anything else than being sorry for that guy! But I bet Birdy will laugh her ass off when she reads this ...

 

[Sephiroth]

they really shouldnt have put this up >.< now the evil women are gunna have bad ideas

 

[Nanor]

I can't fucking stop wincing!

 

[Ronin Storm]

[mod]Off to the Link Hive with you![/mod]

 

[elDiablo]

Erm, ow... And, er, ouch. I mean, seriously, painful! Story makes me sad

 

[Birdy]

No way! im not gonna laugh that is sick! I dont care how angry a guy makes me! id rather kick him in the privates than rip it off! at least they can still function after a day or two! She was so uf of orde and should be put away for a hell of a long time

 

[Wraith]

Another variant on the same eye-watering theme.

All you can say is "New balls please"

Tennis ball @ 208km/h + impact in a sensitive area = OUCH

 

[Sephiroth]

oh lord im afraid... also i knew there was a reason not to play tennis
hes french and i still feel sorry for him

 

[Haven]

I actually ache and feel slightly queazy reading this.

*shudders and wanders off*

 

[pHatBambi]

Why try to swallow it?

 

[elDiablo]

Why try to swallow it?

So... easy... to... make... joke... Must... not... make... swallows... joke!

ARGH! You're killing me here!

 

[thatbloke]

I wonder if my friend Betty Swallox was around?

 

[waterproofbob]

I wonder if my friend Betty Swallox was around?

On that note has anyone seen my friend Mary Hinge, she said she was going to show me a cunning stunt with the help of another mate Whenis Packer.

 

[Dragon]

Another variant on the same eye-watering theme.

All you can say is "New balls please"

Tennis ball @ 208km/h + impact in a sensitive area = OUCH

hehe ... thats what we Germans do for the sake of Europe!