Most embarrassing things you've done

[Traxata]

So... following on from the other games that have hit the forums recently (and going very well)

I propose a thread of embarrassing things you've done!

I'll start with while I was on holiday in Egypt, in Cairo (I was 15) we had spent the day visiting the Pyramids and then went to a gift shop. Whilst in said Gift shop I mistook another completely random woman for my mother walked over put my head on her shoulder (from behind) and started talking random bollocks. She said nothing (I called her mumsy) I turned around and saw my mother pointing and laughing at me from across this egyptian gift shop much to my dismay..... D:

Funny now to look back at it though!

Anyone else? or could this thread tank badly

 

[Ki!ler-Mk1]

Mumsy!

 

[Wol]

Mumsy!

Isn't that the name of the strange woman from The Crystal Maze?

 

[Traxata]

Isn't that the name of the strange woman from The Crystal Maze?

Yup

 

[Peepee]

there are so many embarssing things I have done where to start??????

At my sixth form party ball I won the award for best breasts, and on the way back from getting the award my tits fell out infront of the entire 6th form.

 

[VibroAxe]

there are so many embarssing things I have done where to start??????

At my sixth form party ball I won the award for best breasts, and on the way back from getting the award my tits fell out infront of the entire 6th form.

Pics or it didn't happen?

 

[Chuchurocket]

there are so many embarssing things I have done where to start??????

At my sixth form party ball I won the award for best breasts, and on the way back from getting the award my tits fell out infront of the entire 6th form.

Blantantly you whipped the twins out

 

[Huung]

Blantantly you whipped the twins out

This is my bet also.

 

[thatbloke]

Blantantly you whipped the twins out

This is my bet also.

I'm with Huung on this one

 

[Peepee]

Pics or it didn't happen?

There was pic evidence as, as it happened camera flash went from one end of the room to another. And the week after they had pictures up of the ball in the 6th form common room and one of the teachers had got a picture but she had very cleaverly put post it notes over my whaps then copied it

 

[Belfa]

This only happened recently so me and my friends all got drunk and we were throwing stuff at moving cars I decided it would be funny to shit in a bag light in on fire and throw it at someones car .. well needless to say my mother drove by with her window open I told her i was in my dads.. i didnt know it was here fired a burning bag of shit in her window and then got in trouble lol

 

[Nanor]

I was in work asking my Lithuanian co-worker how to say various things in Lithuanian. Nothing to lewd, stuff like "Hello", "Can I have a cigarette" and so forth. After a while I walked into the same aisle and said quite loudly: "Hey Monika... How do you say 'SIT ON THIS'?" while I thrust my pelvis at her.

Then my manager stepped out from behind a display.

Another time was when I was putting stuff out on a shelf in work. The ends of the shelves had mirrors on them and when I was leaning into the back to put something upright I noticed my reflection, or more specifically, the reflection of my apparently giant crotch. So I stood for a while and tried to figure out what the hell made it look so big. I rubbed my hand down it to see if it was just the way my trousers were sitting but I couldn't figure it out. I spent about 30 seconds doing it. Then I turned around and my manager was standing there.

 

[Wol]

This only happened recently so me and my friends all got drunk and we were throwing stuff at moving cars I decided it would be funny to shit in a bag light in on fire and throw it at someones car .. well needless to say my mother drove by with her window open I told her i was in my dads.. i didnt know it was here fired a burning bag of shit in her window and then got in trouble lol

Can I just remind people that this is a publicly visible forum. You don't need to be a member to be able to read this stuff, and google will index it.....

 

[Kasatka]

Hopefully you will get run over next time you throw things at cars. Ive been in a car when things were thrown at it, and its not fucking funny, the driver didnt think so either. Unfortunatly the stone throwers were too young for a thrashing.

Whats the next thread; "whats the most criminal thing you've done"?

Lol wol, google already has it under burning shit

Ironically if you search google for Belfa you get Belfa Fire Protection Services.

 

[Chuchurocket]

This only happened recently so me and my friends all got drunk and we were throwing stuff at moving cars I decided it would be funny to shit in a bag light in on fire and throw it at someones car .. well needless to say my mother drove by with her window open I told her i was in my dads.. i didnt know it was here fired a burning bag of shit in her window and then got in trouble lol

I suggest you find new friends.

http://articles.philly.com/2003-01-...well-family-elaine-cowell-fifth-street-bridge
http://www.ketv.com/news/3680301/detail.html

 

[Peepee]

This only happened recently so me and my friends all got drunk and we were throwing stuff at moving cars I decided it would be funny to shit in a bag light in on fire and throw it at someones car .. well needless to say my mother drove by with her window open I told her i was in my dads.. i didnt know it was here fired a burning bag of shit in her window and then got in trouble lol

Dissapointed young man very dissapointed !

 

[Chuchurocket]

If only there was a way to get back onto the forum topic...maybe with a picture of someones "accidental" exposure...

 

[SwampFae]

The Den Mother is here to save the day!

This is something that happened a few years back before I moved out to this godforsaken place.

Alone at home. Was expecting a friend to come over.. (Do not get ahead of me here now, people!)
There I was, standing the in the shower. And he shows up -two hours early- and rings the doorbell. I recognize his signature ring (twice, once, twice). I grab a large towel, wrap it around myself, stumble out of the tub to rush into the hall to open the door. I open the door..and the towel comes off. He starts blushing. I start blushing. Grab the towel. Rush into the bathroom and lock myself in there for another 30minutes. The rest of that day was a tad awkward..*cough*

 

[Nanor]

Oh, I got really drunk and got my dick out in the middle of a club. Actively went up to random girls and pointed at them, then my crotch and said "Ha! Look at this! ".

 

[Nanor]

OH YEAH! Another time I was in a club and I was really, really drunk. I thought I'd go up to the platform overlooking the dancefloor and sober up. So I was standing there for about 5 minutes when I got the tell tale "I'm gonna puke" feeling. Being too drunk to move I thought I'd just hold it in and it'd go away. It didn't. I projectile vomited over the railings onto a group of particularly unlucky ladies. My mates saw this and got me before the bouncers could get at me. Apparently I was shouting something about a boomer and then I kept shouting "ZOEYYYY!".