Most embarrassing things you've done

Peepee

In Cryo Sleep
OH YEAH! Another time I was in a club and I was really, really drunk. I thought I'd go up to the platform overlooking the dancefloor and sober up. So I was standing there for about 5 minutes when I got the tell tale "I'm gonna puke" feeling. Being too drunk to move I thought I'd just hold it in and it'd go away. It didn't. I projectile vomited over the railings onto a group of particularly unlucky ladies. My mates saw this and got me before the bouncers could get at me. Apparently I was shouting something about a boomer and then I kept shouting "ZOEYYYY!".

Why were you shouting my name Nanor???? HMMMMM WHY ???
 

Nanor

Well-Known Member
The Left 4 Dead boomer incident was in Dungannon in a club where the clientele are considerably underage. The penis incident was in some club in Belfast. The Botanic Inn, maybe.
 

Taffy

New Member
Having gotten silly drunk on the classic rugby players cocktail of guinness and port, I decided to try my hand at naked bar diving. Cue everyone sloshing their drinks on the floor to create a 'runway' and me nose diving off the bar onto the floor and sliding all the way along the clubhouse in nothing but my socks, snapping a barstool and creating an impressive dent in my head en route.

It wasn't for several minutes after that I realised I stank of sick and was told that somebody had chucked a bucket of stomach juice in amongst the beverages. Ah, it was a proud day for my Mum when she came to pick me up after that event :eek:
 

BiG D

Administrator
Staff member
Nanor, I don't think they count as embarrassing moments if they happen every Friday night without fail...
 

Dragon

Well-Known Member
Once in a club in cologne I got piss drunk ("HELLOOOO TEQUILA!") und started making out with a girl. She was happy ... I was happy ... my girl friend wasn't happy as she was standing next to it watching us. In my state of mind I mistook the other girl for my girl friend ...
 

Belegon

In Cryo Sleep
A few years back, while i was training in loughbourough, i went out with me mates for a night on the town.

Was feeling a bit "frisky" so drank two bottles of red wine in very quick succession. From there the night went a tad down hill as more drink was added!

Firstly i was smoking ciggys with my penis, being extremly offensive to the ladies in an effort - to what i thought was "being charming", was "apparnetly" tea-bagging random peoples drinks amongst other things.

After being escorted back to the hotel, i crashed and managed to completely piss soak my bed at a hefty cost by myself for the hotel to replace it :(

All in all a great night out!
 

Dragon

Well-Known Member
Haha, how did you get out of that one, Dragon?

I said screw the situation and took the other girl back home. But my fucking conscience kicked in when I had her lying down naked before me ... So I went back to my girl and appologised ...
 

Nanor

Well-Known Member
I am. Most of my things are would other people would find embarrassing if it happened them. :p
 

Kasatka

Active Member
There's nothing i am going to post here because i am not ashamed of anything i have ever done :) I live my life only looking and moving forwards.

Wow that sounded ghey and motivational, but it's true.
 

Chuchurocket

In Cryo Sleep
Well it was funny and maybe next time ill jump in front of your car you miserable arsehole.
It's sad pricks like you that dont have any fun.

Im sorry Belfa, but theres a big difference in having fun and potentially putting someone at risk. Suppose the driver swerves because of it and hits a pedestrian or cyclist. Im not usually one to call people on stuff but that kind of behaviour isnt right.

EDIT: Lets try and keep on topic though i dont want to have this goldmine of stories locked because it gets nasty

EDIT EDIT: Nvm

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waterproofbob

Junior Administrator
[mod]That will do on that particular story me thinks. Let's get the thread back on track and leave the inappropriate personal comments alone, they have no place on these forums[/mod]
 

Belfa

New Member
Im sorry Belfa, but theres a big difference in having fun and potentially putting someone at risk. Suppose the driver swerves because of it and hits a pedestrian or cyclist. Im not usually one to call people on stuff but that kind of behaviour isnt right.

EDIT: Lets try and keep on topic though i dont want to have this goldmine of stories locked because it gets nasty

EDIT EDIT: Nvm

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I was drunk. Nothing I could do I answered on an embarrasing I done and you two just suddenly attacked me.
 
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