Slogans for TheHavenNet.

[T-Bone]

On the train home from Uni myself and Scoial_Outcast were thinking up some fin slogans for the community. They kept us aused for ages and I hope everyone else has a giggle. Here's some that I can remember. Feel free to reply to this post with some of your own aswell.

TheHavenNet - When beer just wont do.

TheHavenNet - Why the fuck not?

TheHavenNet - The gaming community that sits on your new couch with muddy boots on.

TheHavenNet - Because real life sucks and then you die.

TheHavenNet - Because everything good happens at night anyway.

TheHavenNet - The #1 cure for impotency (Patents-pending).

TheHavenNet - Cause your not gonna get any tonight anyway.

TheHavenNet - We frag hard so Bush doesn't have to...

TheHavenNet - Prepare to lose your underpant elastic.

TheHavenNet - We're not gay, honestly!

TheHavenNet - WIR MUSSEN DAS MONKEY HEILEN!!!

TheHavenNet - We're like an orgasm that last hours.

TheHavenNet - Our guns are bigger than your guns.

TheHavenNet - Helping geeks be cool for three years.



I was thinking maybe we could add some of these to the banner at the top and upload them all and have a random one pop up when you log in, I know this is possible but I dunno how. opinions please!?

 

[Haven]

TheHavenNet - now you see me ... now I'm dead.
TheHavenNet - beating random strangers with virtual sticks for far too long!
TheHavenNet - Caffeine, Guns and Joysticks. What more could you want ?

The first is a variant on barts little theme that I find amusing
Some nice quotes there T-Bone.

 

[Fi$hy]

TheHavenNet - Keeping both hands on the keyboard since 2002!

 

[SgtFury]

TheHavenNet - Beats watching Big Brother.

TheHavenNet - Herges Adventures of Minkey


....Ok I got nothing.

 

[Pubic_Warrior]

TheHavenNet- Because society dosnt want us
TheHavenNet- When natural light hurts
TheHavenNet- Girls dont like us
TheHavenNet- Because we cant do anything else
TheHavenNet- Beating up n00bs online after thay have been beaten up at school

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

Wow. Uni must be really goddam shit if this is the kind of thi...

BUT ANYWAY.

TheHavenNet - You didnt ask for us, but you got us anyway.
TheHavenNet - Pork sausage.
TheHavenNet - It was Tbones fault.
TheHavenNet - This website's feng-shui must be a nightmare.
TheHavenNet - No, no, NO! Not THAT penguin!
TheHavenNet - THAT penguin!
TheHavenNet - Invisible pop-ups in service.
TheHavenNet - Sound As Mate!
TheHavenNet - Whooooooooo's House? Tetsuooooooooo's House!
TheHavenNet - No, no, NO! Thats KC on TS, not Tbone.
TheHavenNet - No, no, NO! It changed back to KC half an hour ago!

 

[SgtSafety]

TheHavenNet - Cause your not gonna get any tonight anyway.

That has to be the funniest one out of all of them because the truth is funny

 

[Gopha]

TheHavenNet- Saving private ryan or Shaving Ryan's Privates?

 

[thatbloke]

TheHavenNet - because you KNOW you want it...
TheHavenNet - We're here and we ain't going away... so shut up and like it

 

[BiG D]

TheHavenNet - When playing with yourself just won't cut it.

 

[Ronin Storm]

TheHavenNet - Better than a poke in the eye

TheHavenNet - Who else is going to watch your back?

TheHavenNet - Because there's nothing better than being TKed by a mate...

TheHavenNet - Goatboy... need I say more?

TheHavenNet - Beats picking your nose any day!

TheHavenNet - Throw your guns at 'em FTW!

TheHavenNet - Where even weird people feel normal

 

[DeZmond]

TheHavenNet - Where gamers frolic freely

TheHavenNet - We're not a mental asylum - honest!

TheHavenNet - You may remember us from the 'Most Wanted' poster.

TheHavenNet - Where frags are a currency

TheHavenNet - fragging imperfections in the human genome

TheHavenNet - bind "random"

TheHavenNet - M-m-m-m-monster goats!

TheHavenNet - Drinking from the spitoon of human knowledge

TheHavenNet - Like drinking acid through a straw!

TheHavenNet - Goat-worshippers since 2002

TheHavenNet - Escaped from your zoo in 2002

TheHavenNet - Because coding is communication too!

TheHavenNet - Because goats have feelings too...

And my personal favourite:
TheHavenNet - Braaaaains...

Okay, maybe mine are a bit too... random.

I was thinking maybe we could add some of these to the banner at the top and upload them all and have a random one pop up when you log in, I know this is possible but I dunno how. opinions please!?

It would be good to see such a thing implemented, and there are two ways of doing it:
1) Make each slogan part of the picture, and then get a javascript to cycle them randomly. Means, however, that there has to be a copy of the picture for every logo.
2) Save each slogan to a text file, and then cycle this via the wonders of javascript.

 

[pHatBambi]

TheHavenNet - For budding politicians.
TheHavenNet - For complete control freaks.
TheHavenNet - For neatness Nazi's.
TheHavenNet - Is run by a procedural entity, aka - RoninStorm.
TheHavenNet - Who said the internet was for the socially inept.
TheHavenNet - Give me some bloody good reputation points!

 

[T-Bone]

It would be good to see such a thing implemented, and there are two ways of doing it:
1) Make each slogan part of the picture, and then get a javascript to cycle them randomly. Means, however, that there has to be a copy of the picture for every logo.
2) Save each slogan to a text file, and then cycle this via the wonders of javascript.

Yeh, what I meant was number 1. Also what I meant by "I don't know how" is that I don't know the Java coding

 

[Pubic_Warrior]

TheHavenNet- Because i fucking said so, ok?
TheHavenNet- Because TV is lame at the moment

 

[T-Bone]

TheHavenNet - Because you know Big Brother sucks.
TheHavenNet - Goat Boy is watching.
TheHavenNet - Better than a housefull of trannies and freaks.
TheHavenNet - Monkey's DONT have tails.
TheHavenNet - We're easy...and you are too.
TheHavenNet - What you say!?
TheHavenNet - ORly?
TheHavenNet - YaRly!
TheHavenNet - ZOHOMAIGAWD It's Bart!?

 

[Taffy]

TheHavenNet - Because theres nothing like being shot from behind
TheHavenNet - Thank God for re-spawn!
TheHavenNet - Well what the hell else is there to do?
TheHavenNet - For sad losers who need to get out more!

Ok, so you guys took all my ideas from me before I even knew I had them!

 

[SgtSafety]

TheHavenNet - Why play with yourself when you can have other to play with
TheHavenNet - When doing a Jobbie aint good enough ( quote from an old woman- honest )
TheHavenNet - Where Age ID isnt needed
TheHavenNet - Where Homosexuality is Rife!
TheHavenNet - Why is there no girls?
TheHavenNet - Male Bonding to the EXTREME!
TheHavenNet - Where Killing a man is allowed
Maybe hes born with it. Maybe its TheHavenNet!
TheHavenNet - Where Sexsist jokes are allowed(we dont have girls in it anyway)

 

[thatbloke]

TheHavenNet - IF you == girl THEN shout("ZOMG!!! A G1RL!!!11!!one!!")

(and the following is a complete ripoff of sgtFury's sig)

TheHavenNet - It looks good on you.

 

[SgtSafety]

(and the following is a complete ripoff of sgtFury's sig)

TheHavenNet - It looks good on you.

Dont Complament SgtFury and dont insult me AkA (SgtSafety)

Only messing Fury big hugs and kisses out to ya!