The story so far...
While browsing the forums I saw a large penis, which looked suprisingly like it had wings, upon closer inspection I discovered I was dreaming. Instead I noticed I was screaming about my dream when my mum walked in with a machine gun so I slapped her on the bum kinky-like. Clang! A metallic bum came flying through the the wall and hit my pet monkey, on his extended index finger. "Mother is a Terminator!" I roared at dad, who smelled slightly like motor oil and fish in his unwashed appearance. Blam! Dad blasted Mother with fish juice and stamped on her toes causing 733 nature damage. "Critical hit he yelled!" But suddenly a huge gong sounded and stars...