The Female Points System

Razaak

Razaak

Well-Known Member
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the quilt over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with your 3 Wood (+10)
It's her pet cat (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend (-2)
...named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

HOME & FAMILY
You capture and dispose of spiders for her (+10)
Her computer goes wrong and you can't fix it (-20)
Her computer goes wrong and you do fix it (-50)
She sees you getting out of her sister's car (0)
She sees you getting out of the back of her sister's car (-50)
She sees you getting out of the back of her sister (-1000)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
 
Wol

Wol

In Cryo Sleep
damn. im on less than -8000 :S oops

and how does fixing her computer mean *minus* 50 points?
 
AcidK

AcidK

New Member
My fiance loves it when I fix her computer, so I'm not sure why it's -50. A change of that one should be somethign like:

Her computer goes wrong and you can't fix it (-20)
Her computer goes wrong and you do fix it (+10)
Then point out how she broke it (-50)
 
Wol

Wol

In Cryo Sleep
Gombol said:
Geeks are bad? I like geeky traits. :(
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This is about what women feel though gombol..... :p


My other half was a bit confused by the -50 thing. She hates it when i tell her that im *not* going to fix her computer :p
 
Angelic

Angelic

Active Member
AcidK said:
My fiance loves it when I fix her computer, so I'm not sure why it's -50. A change of that one should be somethign like:

Her computer goes wrong and you can't fix it (-20)
Her computer goes wrong and you do fix it (+10)
Then point out how she broke it (-50)
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That :) The important part was the making yourself look smarter than she is that was penalized ;)
 
AcidK

AcidK

New Member
When it comes to technology or just simply fixing something, guys always know how to fix it, especially when they never seen, touched or have any experience with what they are fixing. It has come to the point that a man is relied upon in the house to fix things the women break, especially the computer. In fact it has become one of the list of many 'chores' we get slapped with on a daily basis. Fixing the computer shouldn't be penalised unless the man makes a fuss about it by pointing out how the women broke it, usually in a patronising tone (I always point out how it broke, I get a few minutes silence afterwards that way. A nice gap to the day of gossip).
 
Ki!ler-Mk1

Ki!ler-Mk1

Active Member
You capture and dispose of spiders for her (+10)
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I dont know how i would score on this one, speaking for my family, i dispose of everyones spiders, normally back in the house as its their habitat. My mum was dismayed only yesterday when i let a large wolf spider out in the garage, and i put alot of thought into it.

Apparently im not suposed to consider the spiders needs nor why it was in the house in the first place.
 
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