Thingy's Song

Tingham

In Cryo Sleep
Oh yus. All i need is some score paper and were away.
Ill work on a bit Tonight. This could be epic.

Im considering putting thingys song to the tune of "Right Said Fred" by Bernard Cribbins.
 

Windzarko

Well-Known Member
We're no strangers to threat
Omen knows the rules and so do I
A Pyroblast is what I'm thinkin' of
You won't get such threat from any other guy

I just wanna tell you that I'm pulling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna let you pull
Never gonna stop my threat
Never gonna make this easy for you
Then I'm gonna Blink away
Then I'm gonna use Invis
Then I'm gonna laugh at you as you all die!

We've been wipin' for so long
You're getting so annoyed
But you're too shy to kick me out
Inside we both know that I'm here to stay
We know the game, and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me to watch aggro
I'll tell you I have no Omen

Never gonna let you pull
Never gonna stop my threat
Never gonna make this easy for you
Then I'm gonna Blink away
Then I'm gonna use Invis
Then I'm gonna laugh at you as you all die!

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Not brilliant, but I got the idea and HAD to do it :P
 

Ashya

Active Member
He... he rickre-rolled us...
How... disturbing. And epic. At the same time.

I feel dirty now....
 

Zooggy

Junior Administrator
Staff member
Ahey, :)

Ok, so, the rickrolling probably can't be topped, but I wanted to try my own hand at the challenge, anyway.

As before, points to the first guy to post the original song and artist(s).

Cheers,
J.

Flailing away at demons can make for a fun day
You hack and you slash, in your main-hand and off-hand way
Wiping on mobs with a bunch of slobs from your home town
Looking to thottbot or wowhead to show you the way

Tired of lying on the ground, but doing corpse runs is a pain
You are dead, the healer's dead, but there's a boss to try again
And then, one day, a new expansion is upon you
They all told you it would come, you'll buy it on day one

And you raid and you raid, content's there to be played, clock is ticking
It won't be the same to come back to try it again
Content's the same, in the relative way, you'll be higher
Stronger in gear, many more spells to appear

Every raid is getting shorter, folks can't seem to want to hash
Quests that either give you naught or half a bag of vendor trash
Fighting on in quiet desperation one more stubborn day
Time is gone, raiding's over, thought I'd some more mobs to slay

(levelling reprise)
Ding, ding again
I like to level when I can
And when I log out 'cause I'm tired
Its good to see my rested XP higher
Come tomorrow, ding again
The routine I know so well
Quick hop to the trainer, then
To learn more skills and further magic spells.
 

Razaak

Well-Known Member
Stumped. The "main-hand and off-hand way" sets something ringing in my mind, but it's so far away from the tip of my tongue that you'd need a polearm to reach it.

I give up. Still plan on working on lyrics though :)

Edit > I think I know what was ringing the bell, and it doesn't match the lyrics at all. So nope, no idea whatsoever.
 

Razaak

Well-Known Member
No points for this one, it's too easy. I think I'll call this Taqa's Song.

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When I was levelling in the Grizzly Hills today,
I was owning quest mobs, getting XP by the 'K',
When suddenly I got two-shotted by a mage,
POM Pyro, Arcane Blast, a ghost run on the way.

Help me if you can, I'm being ganked,
And I don't appreciate being corpse-camped,
Help me res and run, or hearthstone out,
Won't you please, please help me...
 

thatbloke

Junior Administrator
No points for this one, it's too easy. I think I'll call this Taqa's Song.

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When I was levelling in the Grizzly Hills today,
I was owning quest mobs, getting XP by the 'K',
When suddenly I got two-shotted by a mage,
POM Pyro, Arcane Blast, a ghost run on the way.

Help me if you can, I'm being ganked,
And I don't appreciate being corpse-camped,
Help me res and run, or hearthstone out,
Won't you please, please help me...

hehehehehe :D
 

Zaggu

In Cryo Sleep
Now even Arcane Mages own he-who-won't-be-named... Suggestion: reroll rogue. Presto. :p
 

Razaak

Well-Known Member
You never thought that raiding would turn out this way,
The swearing when you wipe, the constant AFKs,
Feels like you'll never get your epic gear,
Cos taking down that last percent,
Just will not happen, this is your fear...

Raiding's not for you
(the repair bills are huge)
Raiding's not for you
(and the healers are noobs)
Raiding's not for you
Cos you're in dungeon blues
 

AcidK

New Member
Half past twelve and I'm watching the raid go,
How I hate to spend the evening all alone
Autumn winds blowing inside my windows as I look around the gloom
And it makes me so depressed to heal the room
Is there a heal out there?
Someone to heal our players?

(chorus)
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme a heal after midnight,
Wont someone help me heal the noobs today?
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme a heal after midnight,
Help me through the instance to the break of day

Noob Players,
Find the end of the raid, with the fortune to win
It's so different from the world I'm living in
Tired of TV, I open windows and gave into the fight
But there's no heals to see, nothing in sight
There's not a heal out there
No one to heal the players!

(chorus)
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme a heal after midnight,
Wont someone help me heal the noobs today?
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme a heal after midnight,
Help me through the instance to the break of day
 
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