The Gospel of Bacon (aka Slow Roasting Gombol)
[Today 10:10] Wol:
meat!
[Today 10:19] thatbloke: Bacon is the meat of life
[Today 10:24] elDiablo: So's your face
[Today 10:30] Gombol: Ew
[Today 10:30] Gombol: Bacon.
[Today 10:34] Wol: mmmmmm bacon
[Today 10:36] Gombol: Bacon is nasty.
[Today 10:37] Wol: Gombol, go take your vagina elsewhere

[Today 10:39] Children Of The Damned: Hehe. Vagina.
[Today 10:49] Gombol: No you!
[Today 11:48] Ashya: Right...
[Today 11:49] Ashya: I'm sorry, Gombol, but we will have to take your
Man-card for the bacon remark.
[Today 11:51] Ashya: Please leave your penis at the door as you exit.
[Today 11:52] Gombol: I'm good.
*Gombol stays right here.*
[Today 11:53] Ashya: Fine. But we reserve the right to call you "Miss
Gombol" for the remainder of your stay.
[Today 11:54] Gombol: No.
[Today 11:54] Ashya: Excuse me, Miss Gombol? You said something? Go make me a sandwich.
[Today 11:54] Ashya: With bacon.
[Today 11:55] Gombol: No.
[Today 11:55] Ashya: Tsk...
[Today 11:55] Ashya: Eversince we gave women the vote, they think they
have the right to be stroppy.
[Today 11:55] Gombol: See that fire over there?
[Today 11:55] Gombol: Die in it.
[Today 11:56] Gombol: >: (
[Today 11:57] Ashya: Tut tut, Miss Gombol. That's not the language we
expect from a lady.
[Today 11:58] Gombol: Die.
[Today 11:58] Gombol: In.
[Today 11:58] Gombol: A
[Today 11:58] Gombol: Fire.
*Ashya wonders if he touched a nerve...*
*SwampFae high-five's Ash*
[Today 12:00] SwampFae: You are so evil, Ash. Loving it
*Gombol bites Fae.*
*SwampFae slap's Gombol*
[Today 12:00] SwampFae: Pff. Biting. What are you, four?
[Today 12:01] Gombol: Pfft. Just 'cause I'm not old.
[Today 12:01] Ashya: Miss Gombol is in denial. She doesn't want to
embrace Bacon as her savior
*Ashya shakes his head sadly*
[Today 12:02] Gombol: Seriously.
[Today 12:02] Gombol: Bacon is fucking discusting.
[Today 12:02] Gombol: Go away now.
[Today 12:02] SwampFae: To achieve true enlightenment, one must embrace
the bacon*nods sagely*
[Today 12:03] Ashya: We must all embrace the Holy Trinity; Steak, Lamb
and the Holy Bacon.
[Today 12:03] Gombol: Ew. Ew. and Ew.
[Today 12:04] Ashya: Does not Jeebus himself say; "Eat from me, for I
arth thou nourishment and source of Cardiac Arrest"?
[Today 12:04] Gombol: Wouldn't know. Wouldn't care. Not religous.
[Today 12:05] Ashya: Blasphemy!
[Today 12:05] SwampFae: Praise Jeebus in the name of the Steak, the lamb
and holy bacon. Atchoo
[Today 12:06] Ashya: Spareribs, hallowed by thy name. To be served with
Garlic Sauce, so we can expernience the honey-glazed bitter-sweetness of
Life! Aaaaaamen!
[Today 12:06] Gombol: Riiiight.
*Gombol leaves the crazy old people alone.*
[Today 12:06] Ashya: Can I get a Hamlelujah!?
[Today 12:07] SwampFae: Hamlelujah, brother!
[Today 12:07] Ashya: Hamlelujah, Sistah!
*Ashya splashes gravy around as if it was Holy Water*
*SwampFae beat's Gombol with Canadian bacon for calling her old.*
[Today 12:08] SwampFae: Frozen, none the less
*Gombol dodges and shouts "old woman!"*
*Gombol goes to play TF2.*