Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
[17:08:54] Monkey1: aaarghhh
[17:09:06] Monkey1: can't get into the box!!!!!!!
[17:09:10] Monkey2: ooh er
[17:09:13] Monkey2: thats tragic
[17:09:15] Monkey1: will be using my teath next
[17:09:22] Monkey2: *shudders*