PsiSoldier
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giant pies, which
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[desc]There once was eight gelatinous cuboids that needed to relieve themselves by expanding within the 6th dimension of ultimate cheese wars. There they would relieve themselves happily by fapping to the sound of old men in yellow chicken suits aboard the "Millenium Falcon". This multi faceted big fat terd was a display of true repulsiveness sponsered by ronin that cruised about in giant speedos whilst masticating profusely screaming "antidisestablishmentarianism" loudly. This caused a mass murderer to occur in the depths of cheese-world and attempt to kill the french by forcing them to do things no other person would dare think of doing to a tripod dog whos name was twanger mcarthy. The poor little dog who soon became a dyslexic goat which learnt to read bob's handwriting, despite all odds that made his big old friend journey to the depths of the sea monkey tank. Where he would
grow eight foot seven inches in a mere 12 cheese roll's of Destiny. This is Sparta! Proclaimed the film star of Jesus of Nazareth acted by the 100% insane person who is called Bob the builder but, he was drunk and didn't even want to build houses anymore instead he wanted to eat some of the freshest monkey poop available, this lead to the fact that he died of instant choking of his tallywhacker. After killing a few of the infamous troll people from north east swanich with great big smoked Mattesons sausages which although cold still tasted Zalmbunchious. This morning they had a picnic which included cheese and pickle sandwiches but they were far too old and very wrinkly!! As they couldn't even lift the huge weight of bob's massive member they had to disguise themselves as short grease covered gnomes, from the planet Big Bollocks also known as the shaven havennet. This disguise made every one uncomfortable and also very yummy, according to the Christian Bible. Out of nowhere a priest arrived and ate some food from the bishops crevass, which looks like a fat, drunk, disgruntled banana. He then made his way to the cheese shop and bought wonderful big drilling machines which he used to kill the French. Who we apparently don't like because theyr'e very hairy and smelly and they smell of elderberries and snails, this is very common for revolting French people. After that he had a beer and ate cheeses with crackers, then he somehow became a snickers bar of nutty goodness, but there was a man from The A-team a big brown man eating bear, Iit ate Nanor's face, then his mummy called him to dindins. Which consisted of dogmeat and rotten catfood. After this nutritious and delicious meal he left for the harbourside cafe where he proceeded to drown his own mother, condemning his soul to piac the rapist who then made four large cheesecakes which were instantly blown to smithereens by explosive sprinkles that went boom unconvincingly. There was a strange old scent in Piacular's T-shirt which could turn into Mr.Origami which ain't funny because THN lacks good comedians. Then Tony Blair arrived at the scene with two jags that we all lit on fire with a toaster that was broken by none-other than a stoic ninja with a katana whos name was Thomas the Tank Engine who enjoyed yanking peoples wallets from their rotten brains!They smelled of apple crumble which came from Jesus. Jesus was the pied piper of giant pies, which were to old to be constructed by pie fluid.
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oh my god I hope you all appreciate how long that took
grow eight foot seven inches in a mere 12 cheese roll's of Destiny. This is Sparta! Proclaimed the film star of Jesus of Nazareth acted by the 100% insane person who is called Bob the builder but, he was drunk and didn't even want to build houses anymore instead he wanted to eat some of the freshest monkey poop available, this lead to the fact that he died of instant choking of his tallywhacker. After killing a few of the infamous troll people from north east swanich with great big smoked Mattesons sausages which although cold still tasted Zalmbunchious. This morning they had a picnic which included cheese and pickle sandwiches but they were far too old and very wrinkly!! As they couldn't even lift the huge weight of bob's massive member they had to disguise themselves as short grease covered gnomes, from the planet Big Bollocks also known as the shaven havennet. This disguise made every one uncomfortable and also very yummy, according to the Christian Bible. Out of nowhere a priest arrived and ate some food from the bishops crevass, which looks like a fat, drunk, disgruntled banana. He then made his way to the cheese shop and bought wonderful big drilling machines which he used to kill the French. Who we apparently don't like because theyr'e very hairy and smelly and they smell of elderberries and snails, this is very common for revolting French people. After that he had a beer and ate cheeses with crackers, then he somehow became a snickers bar of nutty goodness, but there was a man from The A-team a big brown man eating bear, Iit ate Nanor's face, then his mummy called him to dindins. Which consisted of dogmeat and rotten catfood. After this nutritious and delicious meal he left for the harbourside cafe where he proceeded to drown his own mother, condemning his soul to piac the rapist who then made four large cheesecakes which were instantly blown to smithereens by explosive sprinkles that went boom unconvincingly. There was a strange old scent in Piacular's T-shirt which could turn into Mr.Origami which ain't funny because THN lacks good comedians. Then Tony Blair arrived at the scene with two jags that we all lit on fire with a toaster that was broken by none-other than a stoic ninja with a katana whos name was Thomas the Tank Engine who enjoyed yanking peoples wallets from their rotten brains!They smelled of apple crumble which came from Jesus. Jesus was the pied piper of giant pies, which were to old to be constructed by pie fluid.
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oh my god I hope you all appreciate how long that took
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everything melt down! [gasp]
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flood of peanut-butter (?
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