Adventures in THN!

[Ronin Storm]

Your creepy use of your broken tooth on the window does nothing to entice the scantily clad, (presumably) nubile women on the other side to either emerge from the gouts of steam, open the door or make any move to answer at the window. Really, not much shock there... What were you expecting? "Use tooth on window" indeed...!

In other news, Bruce Lee starts practising nunchuck moves around the bathroom, destroying some of the ceramic toilets in the process.

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[Duren]

> give roadmap to bruce lee

 

[Ronin Storm]

Bruce Lee yabbers at you in Chinese, pointing frenetically at the map. He keeps stabbing his finger at two places on the map, one of which is a church on a hill with a spire (at least you think so...) and the other is some sprawling, run-down building that might very well be where you are now. He keeps yammering and making strange groaning sounds whilst point everywhere else. It's very peculiar.

Obviously satisfied with his explanation, Bruce Lee hands the roadmap back.

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[Tetsuo_Shima]

*cough*

 

[Nanor]

You cough in Bruce Lee's face. He gets very angry and stands in a fighting stance. He twirls his nun chucks and charges at you.

What do you do?

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[Tetsuo_Shima]

Adventure Map

> dodge

 

[Nanor]

You take out your 8 sided dice and roll them to see if you successfully dodge. While waiting for the dice to land Bruce Lee cracks you on the head, takes a step back and slips on the dice. He cracks his head on the ceramic toilet and disentegrates into a packet of super noodles.

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(Best map ever, Tets!)

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

> pick up the packet of supernoodles

OOC: I'll try and update the map from time to time, just to keep us on track or else we'll forget where everything is in relation to each other.

 

[Nanor]

You pick up the packet of super noodles and stash them in your pocket. Someone slips a poster of Vin Diesel underneath the steel door.

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[Iron_fist]

>look for pen

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

You search the bathroom from top to bottom; under debris, behind the sinks, on the shelf, under the toilets, IN the toilets, but there's no pen to be found in here.

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[Ronin Storm]

> take empty 9mm magazine

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

You pick up the empty 9mm magazine from the floor and brush the dust off of it. It's apparent that it belongs in a 9mm pistol, the type of which cannot be determined from the magazine alone. There are slight scratches on the base and other signs of use, but is in good condition otherwise; you place it carefully in your pocket.

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[Nanor]

>Use steel key to chip out the centre of the tooth, take gunpowder out of bullets and put it into the tooth. Place gunpowder filled tooth in key hole.

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

OOC: (Very inventive, but it was an EMPTY 9mm mag )

 

[Nanor]

>Throw tantrum

 

[Sephiroth]

you start jumping up and down in fury as your plan failed, throwing things about randomly and just generally making a lot of noise. you then proceed to sulk in the corner, you wont be coming away from the corner for sometime.

 

[Tetsuo_Shima]

> Eat packet of supernoodles to console myself. Dry.

 

[Nanor]

You choke on one of the noodles. A small toy ambulance rushes to your aid. Some lego men get out and crawl down your throat to remove the piece of supernoodle. They give you this riddle:

"A door unbreached
A lock unturned
that hole in your rear
use it to burn"

They speed off into a mousehole.

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[Duren]

> eat riddle