Panda with issues...
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I'll beat cheezewhizz tonight to make sure that he plays...
Blood Bowl Semi-Finals thread
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I'll beat cheezewhizz tonight to make sure that he plays...
Panda with issues...
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And yeah, in all fairness it's not Cheese's fault.
Yeah, but beating him is fun. He makes great crunching noises...
Dr Drae
In Cryo Sleep
Like smasheeng a goblin? :3
Panda with issues...
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More like a halfling.
cheezewizz2000
In Cryo Sleep
You guys are asses. I'm going to give you such a smack round the kneecaps, you're gonna know about it! One of these days short people like me will rise up...
...
...metaphorically, at least...
...if we can get someone to get the step ladders down for us.
Fuck both of you.
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...metaphorically, at least...
...if we can get someone to get the step ladders down for us.
Fuck both of you.
Dr Drae
In Cryo Sleep
When asked as to how the match went, the rat-manager had nothing to reply with except "***king CHEESE."
Whether he was referring to the opposition's coach, or was purely telling the reporter what his craving at the time was, we'll never know. The manager whispered it into his ear, before gnawing on his face for the next few hours.
So instead we questioned the players about their loss.
Brucut the Rat Ogre had a lot to say about the opposition's star player, although in all honesty, half of it were expletives of multiple kinds, and the other half was "sodding ent."
After some brilliant cock-ups from both sides, along with some fairly nice plays, a game I thoroughly enjoyed, there was a 2-1 victory to Cheeze
Good game! ^_^
Whether he was referring to the opposition's coach, or was purely telling the reporter what his craving at the time was, we'll never know. The manager whispered it into his ear, before gnawing on his face for the next few hours.
So instead we questioned the players about their loss.
Brucut the Rat Ogre had a lot to say about the opposition's star player, although in all honesty, half of it were expletives of multiple kinds, and the other half was "sodding ent."
After some brilliant cock-ups from both sides, along with some fairly nice plays, a game I thoroughly enjoyed, there was a 2-1 victory to Cheeze
Good game! ^_^
cheezewizz2000
In Cryo Sleep
Severeley bruised and, in one unfortunate incident, broken, the Longrunners hobbled back to their locker room. Despite the aching limbs and broken teeth, they were none-the-less pleased with their victory over the skaven. This was marred somewhat in the eyes of the dainty elves by the fact that the purple of their bruises did not go AT ALL with their green uniforms. Mightybud, tired after a long hard day lying down on the pitch, retired to his glade for a nice long root.
"You know" said the coach, from his chair made entirely from money he wasn't allowed to spend "it's times like this that make me really proud of my boys and girls in green. If they were any other team, I'd take them out to a bar for beers, but as it is they said they'd much rather go to some club for cocktails. I guess it'll just have to be me and the wardancers in some strip-club again."
After an awkward cough he added "I wouldn't mind, but I feel a bit of a third wheel, you know?"
"You know" said the coach, from his chair made entirely from money he wasn't allowed to spend "it's times like this that make me really proud of my boys and girls in green. If they were any other team, I'd take them out to a bar for beers, but as it is they said they'd much rather go to some club for cocktails. I guess it'll just have to be me and the wardancers in some strip-club again."
After an awkward cough he added "I wouldn't mind, but I feel a bit of a third wheel, you know?"
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
When would be good for you for the final?
I'd like to say the the dwarves have been practising hard, however this would be a slight fabrication.
I'd like to say the the dwarves have been practising hard, however this would be a slight fabrication.
Panda with issues...
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Good effort getting this sorted lads. Glad it was a good game.
Hopefully one of the two of you can stream the final for us all to watch when you play via xfire.
I am also exceptionally glad there are some grudges borne from this league. It shall make the games in the next league all the more nail biting!
Hopefully one of the two of you can stream the final for us all to watch when you play via xfire.
PLEASE tell me you at least injured some of CotD's players... I owe that fucker bigtime
I am also exceptionally glad there are some grudges borne from this league. It shall make the games in the next league all the more nail biting!
cheezewizz2000
In Cryo Sleep
Right. The final. We can either do it tomorrow or the day after. After that, and I fall off the grid for god-knows how long until I get internet in the new place sorted.
Well, I killed a lineman. His two other injuries came from failed dodge-rolls.
A highly mobile, dodgy, ball picky-uppy team vs a highly immobile team. Should be a good final. We find out what happens when an unstobbable force hits an immovable object... That has itself proven to be an unstoppable force.
Hmm. This will be a tough game for me.
PLEASE tell me you at least injured some of CotD's players... I owe that fucker bigtime
Well, I killed a lineman. His two other injuries came from failed dodge-rolls.
A highly mobile, dodgy, ball picky-uppy team vs a highly immobile team. Should be a good final. We find out what happens when an unstobbable force hits an immovable object... That has itself proven to be an unstoppable force.
Hmm. This will be a tough game for me.
Panda with issues...
Well-Known Member
This will probably be the first time you've played a team with a skills edge on you
waterproofbob
Junior Administrator
I'm working 8-3 tomorrow so am available anytime after about 15:30 tomorrow.
Friday doesn't really work for me as I'm working 1-10.
Friday doesn't really work for me as I'm working 1-10.
cheezewizz2000
In Cryo Sleep
Here's the replay for all you guys to watch.
15:30 it is.
Edit: Wait, no it isn't. Would 17:30 be acceptable? I need to pick Talya up from work, so 15:30 will overlap.
15:30 it is.
Edit: Wait, no it isn't. Would 17:30 be acceptable? I need to pick Talya up from work, so 15:30 will overlap.
cheezewizz2000
In Cryo Sleep
To be fair, Dwarves have a traditional rivalry with orcs, humans, skaven... everyone except the Lizardmen, and that's only because they live so far apart.
Ghostwolf67
Well-Known Member
THURSDAY! THURSDAY! THURSDAY!
At Kurgan Understadium! Drunken Dwarves vs Treeloving Elves in a no holds barred Blood Bowl match, the brutal conclusion of which will give us the first THN BB champion!
Will it be Bobkreks beer loving, face stomping, metal eating bastards? Is their undefeated run through regular season about to capped by the ultimate honour?
Or will height be directly proportional to mercilessness as the Lorien Longrunners bring the ancient tree wisdom of catching, running and passing to the blood bowl field?
Answers to the these and many other life affirming questions can only be found on the pitch, thursday, Kurgan Understadium!
Tickets are only available by finding someone who bought tickets before they sold out, and killing them.
At Kurgan Understadium! Drunken Dwarves vs Treeloving Elves in a no holds barred Blood Bowl match, the brutal conclusion of which will give us the first THN BB champion!
Will it be Bobkreks beer loving, face stomping, metal eating bastards? Is their undefeated run through regular season about to capped by the ultimate honour?
Or will height be directly proportional to mercilessness as the Lorien Longrunners bring the ancient tree wisdom of catching, running and passing to the blood bowl field?
Answers to the these and many other life affirming questions can only be found on the pitch, thursday, Kurgan Understadium!
Tickets are only available by finding someone who bought tickets before they sold out, and killing them.
Panda with issues...
Well-Known Member
A fitting final, with 2 undefeated teams going head to head.